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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. -- Jack Black
The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. -- Mario Diaz-Balart
When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. -- Pharrell Williams
Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it. -- Bobby Flay
When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly. -- Lisa Rinna
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel
Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way. -- Jozy Altidore
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich. -- Jessica Simpson
Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast. -- Anna D. Shapiro
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter. -- Janet Evanovich
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. -- Janet Evanovich
I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it. I don't regret any of it. We never expected to make it this far, but we worked hard to get here. -- Ronnie Van Zant
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly. -- Jase Robertson
We made love sweet and gentle, like strawberry jelly. Peanut butter makes me horny. -- Jarod Kintz
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. -- Dick Van Dyke
I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. -- Michael T. Flynn
If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness. -- Barbara Johnson
In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled"?even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball. -- George Vecsey
I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked. -- Channing Tatum

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