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My mother was a Jewish General Patton. -- Don Rickles
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There are scenes here and effects here that would make George S. Patton wince. -- Joel Siegel
Mike Patton is a genius... It is definitely the hardest music I've ever played. -- Dave Lombardo
If I made records for my own pleasure, I would only record Charley Patton songs. -- Bob Dylan
If you look at ISIS, General MacArthur, and General Patton, they're spinning in their graves. -- Donald Trump
Patton was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude. -- Bill Mauldin
I'm not exaggerating when I say that the 761st was Patton's best tank unit and nobody knew about it. -- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
For Black Label Special Opps, adversity is what you thrive on. General Patton is a huge fan favorite in Black Label. -- Zakk Wylde
General George Patton, General Douglas MacArthur are spinning in their grave at the stupidity of what we're doing in the Middle East. -- Donald Trump
I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb. -- Addison Timlin
I've always had a keen interest in the world. My father was in Patton's 3rd Army, and he helped liberate Dachau in the 7th Army. -- Ed Royce
Containment is a strategy for losers! But as General George S. Patton famously observed, Americans play to win all the time. Americans don't play to lose. -- Bobby Jindal
I'm a big fan of General Douglas MacArthur and General George Patton.We have a few generals that have been so incredible to me. Now we have 200. -- Donald Trump
I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it. -- Greg Behrendt
The stuff that I got in trouble for, the casting for The Godfather or the flag scene in Patton, was the stuff that was remembered, and was considered the good work. -- Francis Ford Coppola
Charlie Patton, who was born in 1891, recorded some of the very first blues. In 'Pony Blues' and 'Peavine Blues,' he manages to pile dense layers of rhythms one upon the other. -- Tim Cahill
She wants me to take out Patton." Barron's brows draw together. "Take out? As in transform him?" "No," I say. "As in take out to dinner. She thinks we'd make a good couple. -- Holly Black
My solo music - I get up onstage, I improvise and it's my improvisation. When I get up onstage with Fred Frith and Mike Patton, then we're improvising together. Then it's not my music; it's our music. -- John Zorn
I don't have a massive fan base. I don't have Patton Oswalt numbers, but the fan base I have is incredibly generous, and of the 22,000 people who follow me on Twitter, I think almost all of those people participate. -- Greg Behrendt
In 1969, at the age of 19, I was lucky enough to work with George C. Scott in the definitive portrayal of his career over a period of many months and several countries on the definitive film version of Patton's WWII career. -- Edward Albert
I've always had a propensity for getting the cursive down pretty well. What it evolved into was my pseudo-waitressing job when I was auditioning. I didn't wait tables. I did calligraphy for the invitations for, like, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton's wedding. -- Meghan Markle
There are comedians that I like. I think a lot of it, you just figure out on your own. It's definitely one of those things that you get good at by doing it a lot. But I like Jim Gaffigan. Patton Oswalt. Janeane Garofalo. -- Michael Showalter
I wrote the script of Patton. I had this very bizarre opening where he stands up in front of an American flag and gives this speech. Ultimately, I was fired. When the script was done, they hired another writer and that script was forgotten. -- Francis Ford Coppola
I've always hated the term 'alternative'; I only use it because when I say it, people know what I'm talking about. I always thought it was weird when guys like myself or Patton Oswalt or Dana Gould, these older guys, were called 'alternative' comedy. -- Brian Posehn
Antwan Patton and Andre Benjamin saved my life. That's how I view them giving me a record deal, with nothing but love and adoration. I saw Big Boi have to do what he kept doing after Dre said he didn't want to do touring and Aquemini [the label]. -- Killer Mike
Notoriously outspoken, his sentences always punctuated with profanities, General George S. Patton was the epitome of what a leader should be like - or so he thought. Patton believed a leader should look and act tough, so he cultivated his image and his personality to match his philosophy. -- Simon Sinek
There is no such thing as luck, merely opportunity meeting preparedness. George S. Patton Jr. -- George S. Patton
I've always liked and appreciated storytellers like Garry Shandling and Bill Cosby - more long-form comedy. So starting in San Francisco, watching all these great comics - Patton Oswalt, Dave Chappelle - you get to see them a bunch, and you go, 'Wow, this is where I need to be.' -- Al Madrigal

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