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Ostrich is a very lean meat. Bison is a very lean meat. Chicken is a very lean meat. Notice something about my favorite meats? -- Arlo Guthrie
He behaved like an ostrich and put his head in the sand, thereby exposing his thinking parts. -- George Carman
A writer may tell me that he thinks man will ultimately become an ostrich. I cannot properly contradict him. -- Thomas Malthus
I do not wear my emotions on my sleeve. I was once described by my own son Stephen as an emotional ostrich. -- Pierre Salinger
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A chicken grows up in a little less time than an ostrich. An ostrich takes a whole year. A chicken takes a few months. -- Jack Horner
I shook Obama's hand and I said, 'I want to be your friend.' My hand is still outstretched. I am not Obama's enemy, but it's difficult not see imperialism in Washington. Those who don't see it don't want to see it, like the ostrich. -- Hugo Chavez
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We women continue to swallow this line that it's unladylike or even proof of being a lesbian if you wear flat shoes like Doc Martens. I'm prepared to put up with that accusation, because at least my feet aren't killing me and I don't look like a bandy ostrich. -- Jo Brand
Rock star, flier than an ostrich. -- Juelz Santana
Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich. -- Lenny Bruce
America cannot be an ostrich with its head in the sand. -- Woodrow Wilson
The ostrich is the only animal officially endowed with political direction. -- Pierre Daninos
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat. -- Jeff Foxworthy
Any fool can turn a blind eye but who knows what the ostrich sees in the sand. -- Samuel Beckett
I will endanger your species like an ostrich, Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage! -- Busta Rhymes
Like the ostrich, head under wingWhen the roaring storm breaks,So many people take refugeUnder the soft pillowOf specious arguments. -- Georges Rouault
Every time Europe looks across the Atlantic to see the American Eagle, it observes only the rear end of an ostrich. -- H. G. Wells
The ostrich-approach of burying your head in the sand, when confronting your areas of weakness, becomes a self-set trigger for failure. -- Archibald Marwizi
I must seem like an ostrich who forever burries its head in the relativistic sands in order not to face the evil quanta. -- Albert Einstein
I have eyes like a bullfrog, a neck like an ostrich and long, limp hair. You just have to be good to survive with that equipment. -- Bette Davis
The ostrich burying its head in the sand does at any rate wish to convey the impression that its head is the most important part of it. -- Katherine Mansfield
Damn her he said to himself. What good does it do my risking my life? She doesn't care whether we own an ostrich or not. Nothing penetrates. -- Philip K. Dick
A weapon, I told Horus. I need a weapon. I reached into the Duat and pulled out an ostrich feather. "Really?" I yelled. Horus didn't answer -- Rick Riordan
I have the ostrich of an asshole. I also have the asshole of an ostrich. With these two things, I have everything I need. Well, aside from love. -- Jarod Kintz
I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter. -- Totie Fields
Why is the hearse with scutcheons blazon'd round, And with the nodding plume of ostrich crown'd? No; the dead know it not, nor profit gain; It only serves to prove the living vain. -- John Gay

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