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Never trust a woman or an automatic weapon. -- John Dillinger
Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it. -- Wes Smith
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything. -- Oscar Wilde
Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons. -- Oscar Wilde
Never trust a woman who will not lie about her age after thirty. She is unwomanly and unhuman and there is no knowing what crimes she will commit. -- Gertrude Atherton
I wouldn't trust a man and woman who never had their fights. -- Gretl Braun
Never trust a woman who doesn't like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed. -- Federico Fellini
Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself. -- Richard Peck
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. -- Tim Allen

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