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My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three. -- Mark E. Smith
Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse. -- Edward Lear
If I'm ever lucky enough to be part of an awards tribute, I hope they play 'Muffin Top' in my little clip. That's how I want to be remembered. -- Jane Krakowski
Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister's cat Muffin. -- Rick Riordan
When I came to America, I was really into all the things people eat here. . . . People called me Muffin because I would eat muffins all the time. -- Heidi Klum
Bast crouched down and began making weird chittering noises. Uh-oh. She was imitating birds. I'd seen enough cats do this when they were stalking. Suddenly my own obituary flashed in my head: Carter Kane, 14, tragically died in Paris wen he was eaten by his sister's cat, Muffin. -- Rick Riordan
Give me liberty or a bran muffin! -- Colin Mochrie
Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin! -- Colin Mochrie
My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. -- Sara Blakely
I believe the world to be a muffin pan, and there certainly are a lot of muffins here. -- Aaron Funk
The gaunt, unhealthy vegan is the muffin vegan. Bread and fries and processed veggie dogs. It's like, 'Hello? Did you eat your vegetables?' -- Kris Carr
I tell people I'm on a diet. If somebody sees me with a muffin, they'll think I'm off my diet. It's like secret little police that I've made for myself. -- Stephen Furst
My breakfast consists of two cappuccinos and maybe a toasted English muffin, and that's pretty much it for me unless I decide to go a little more upscale, and then I'll have scrambled eggs. -- Kyle MacLachlan
Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap on the back, followed by a double latte and a blueberry muffin. -- Rachel Johnson
Those women with collagen lips just look like frogs - 'muffin mouths,' I call them. There's not a line on their brows, and all the emotion gone from their faces, like all those actresses in 'Desperate Housewives.' -- Barry Humphries
We want a macho high-earner - with the sensitivity of Gok Wan. We want a man with Brad Pitt's six-pack - but one who's prepared to overlook our own muffin top. No wonder most men don't know if they're coming or going. -- Jojo Moyes
We Were the Mulvaneys' is perhaps the novel closest to my heart. I think of it as a valentine to a passing way of American life, and to my own particular child - and girlhood in upstate New York. Everyone in the novel is enormously close to me, including Marianne's cat, Muffin, who was in fact my own cat. -- Joyce Carol Oates
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin! -- Colin Mochrie
You look as scary as a buttered muffin. -- Tamora Pierce
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin. -- Brian P. Cleary
I'm going to shoot a muffin off Marlene's head. -- Veronica Roth
I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin! -- Dane Cook
Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table. -- Janet Evanovich
United metropolitan improved hot muffin and crumpet baking and punctual delivery company. -- Charles Dickens
I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough. -- Kevin Kling
Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined. -- Jerry Seinfeld
It's impossible to consider myself a producer. I can barely produce an English muffin, in the morning. -- Johnny Depp
So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee. -- Laurie Halse Anderson
Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling." "No you won't, nut muffin! -- Jeaniene Frost
Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin. -- Davey Havok
If you truly love a book, you should sleep with it, write in it, read aloud from it, and fill its pages with muffin crumbs. -- Anne Fadiman
Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top. -- Janeane Garofalo
The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some way, it would toast an imaginary English muffin. -- Thomas M. Disch
God gave you that gifted tongue of yours, and set it between your teeth, to make known your true meaning to us, not to be rattled like a muffin man's bell. -- Thomas Carlyle
You still haven't eaten your muffin. (Sunshine) "?Yeah, right. He still hadn't eaten his boots either, and he'd rather feast on one of them than that thing in her hand.' (Talon) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
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If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin! -- Dane Cook
Some people... some people like cupcakes Exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing So exalted on the face of god's grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin! -- Frank Zappa

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