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The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. -- Les Dawson
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. -- Hubert H. Humphrey
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. -- H. L. Mencken
My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked old-school remedies. -- Lindsey Vonn
A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though. -- Vladimir Zhirinovsky
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. -- Hubert H. Humphrey
The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law. -- Benjamin Walker
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. -- Henny Youngman
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. -- Josh Billings
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked. -- Les Dawson
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. -- Les Dawson
I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other. -- Tori Amos
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. -- Phyllis Diller
A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life. -- Jaime Lerner
I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in. -- Melanie Lynskey
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. -- Les Dawson
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. -- Les Dawson
There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months. -- Gisele Bundchen
I have no problem putting my feet up and watching football but my mother-in-law is always doing stuff. -- Seal
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. -- Les Dawson
A society deadened by a smothering network of laws while finding release in moral chaos is not likely to be either happy or stable. -- Robert Bork
Motherhood goes back in history to a time when a father had no way of knowing his children. Fatherhood only became known when class patriarchal society had established itself and imposed monogamous marriage on women. Motherhood is like sun and rain and plants, a quality and product of nature which does not require laws or systems in order to exist. -- Nawal El Saadawi
France, mother of arts, of warfare, and of laws (Les Regrets) -- Joachim du Bellay
The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that. -- Allen Toussaint
I suppose, mother-in-laws are frightening figures. Especially, more so for mother-in-laws to be. -- Sonia Gandhi
"Honour thy father and thy mother" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness -- Aeschylus
Mother's milk would be banned by the food safety laws of industrialized nations if it were sold as a packaged good. -- Paul Hawken

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