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My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, 'That's it-let's get the hell outta here.' -- Bill Murray
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There's Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 1 and 2, and Ratatouille. It's super surreal. We've been working on this for eight years nonstop. Every week we've had a Sausage Party meeting, and now it won't be on our to-do list anymore. It's like the end of summer camp. -- Evan Goldberg
Swedish meatballs are to die for. -- Kimberly Guilfoyle
I love spaghetti and meatballs... I eat a lot. -- Susan Lucci
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. -- Jim Davis
I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants! -- Nicole Polizzi
Life is like a bowl of spaghetti. Every once in a while, you get a meatball. -- Sharon Creech
Being from Staten Island and Brooklyn, I'm used to eating pasta and meatballs every single day. -- Theo Rossi
Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs. -- Woody Allen
I wanted to be a skinny little ballerina but I was a voluptuous little Italian girl whose dad had meatballs on the table every night. -- Lady Gaga
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear. -- Daniel Handler
I'd say I'm a good cook. I have a lot of German recipes that I can make - schnitzel, meatballs and things with cabbage. I love cabbage. -- Heidi Klum
My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms... you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon, get in there, get your fingers dirty! -- Rachael Ray
Chefs don't actually say 'That's a spicy meat-a-ball,' except to indicate that there's a bomb threat in the restaurant without alarming the customers. Terrorism is the spiciest meatball there is. -- Mario Batali
I'd be in the backyard minding my own business. The other kids would call me names, like meatball head or neo-Calvinist. I'd run after them, but lucky for them the chain would snap my neck back... -- Emo Philips
The media have just buried the last yuppie, a pathetic creature who had not heard the news that the great pendulum of public consciousness has just swung from Greed to Compassion and from Tex-Mex to meatballs -- Barbara Ehrenreich
I've always felt that there's a very thin membrane between madness and alcoholism, and/or destitution and being an OK American guy in a comfortable heated apartment with meatballs and a decent Sauvignon Blanc in the fridge. -- August Kleinzahler
Border agents have now been issued air guns that shoot pepper balls at people coming across the Mexican border. Have they thought this through? Is that going to bother people from Mexico? Pepper balls? Don't these people eat jalapenos? Isn't that like firing meatballs at an Italian guy? -- Jay Leno
I think that my interpretation of Italian was a lot more southern than what my husband cooks. You know, I grew up in Queens and in Brooklyn, and we - really, it's more southern. It's Naples and Sicily. It's heavier. It's over-spiced. And like most Americans, I thought spaghetti and meatballs was genius. -- Debi Mazar
God bless America - what other civilization would give Patrick Dempsey another shot to rule as a sex symbol, twenty years after 'Meatballs III: Summer Job?' His reign as Dr. McDreamy on 'Grey's Anatomy' is proof that there's nothing we love more than giving Eighties celebs a heartwarming second stab at life. -- Rob Sheffield
If you could see a photograph of what it took to make an advertising photograph - things you don't think about, like the photo assistant carefully arranging the meatballs - the degree of unnaturalness would be astonishing. Yet it produces an image that looks natural, and is orchestrated to provoke basic emotional responses. -- Sandy Skoglund
I'm Italian. I love to cook Italian food, so I learned from my dad how to make sauce and meatballs and all that stuff. With my wife and kids, I started making homemade pasta. The very first time, I didn't have a pasta maker, so I had to cut it with a knife, the old-school way! The noodles were all jacked up, but it was fun. -- Joey Fatone
I miss Swedish meatballs, but you can get them pretty much anywhere. -- Joel Kinnaman
The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre. -- Henry Miller
Chickpeas are one of my favourite things to serve with chorizo or lamb meatballs; they also work brilliantly as the quiet partner in a vibrant alphonso mango salad. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
Nothing mitigates the throes of depression like a steaming plate of spaghetti and meatballs with marinara sauce and grated parmasan cheese, with a good fresh bread to wipe up. -- Paul Clayton

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