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Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday. -- Lawrence Tierney
I must be like the princess who felt the pea through seven mattresses; each book is a pea. -- C. S. Forester
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Jim Backus
A jealous wife is like a hornets' nest in your mattress -- Robert Jordan
Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that. -- Noel Redding
I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on. -- Richard Armour
I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down. -- Kim Kardashian
The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress. -- Dalton Trumbo
Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress -- Tim Hawkins
Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress. -- Ariel Dorfman
Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. -- Maya Angelou
If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my bed. -- Avi Rubin
Let books be your dining table, / And you shall be full of delights. / Let them be your mattress,/And you shall sleep restful nights -- Ephrem the Syrian
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think She's an actress, whoa She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress -- Taylor Swift
New York is a place where the rich walk, the poor drive Cadillacs, and beggars die of malnutrition with thousands of dollars hidden in their mattresses. -- Duke Ellington
Yesterday in Florida, President Obama kissed a woman on the cheek after she told him he looks good. Which explains why last night, Michelle made him sleep on Air Mattress One. -- Jimmy Fallon
From 1971 onwards, the Memorial Day holiday was officially observed on the last Monday in May and became the unofficial start of the summer, with barbecues, blockbuster movie openings and mattress sales. -- Allen West
One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress. -- Richard Marx
In the long run, a portfolio of well chosen stocks and/or equity mutual funds will always outperform a portfolio of bonds or a money-market account. In the long run, a portfolio of poorly chosen stocks won't outperform the money left under the mattress. -- Peter Lynch
A word of advice: If you get the choice between the upper and lower bunks in a cell, choose the lower. Prisons do not turn off their lights at night, and I spent a sleepless night, without a mattress, with a five-hundred-watt bulb shining directly into my eyes. -- William Powell
I had old bunk beds that my dad got from Seabrook Farms. They were first used by German prisoners during World War II, who were sent to work the farms during the war. The metal beds with their thin mattresses could easily be used as a jungle gym and I loved them. -- David Mixner
Have you read 'The Grapes of Wrath?' That was my family. My dad was a sharecropper in western Oklahoma. When the dust storms came and everything got wiped out, they came to California. The guys with the mattresses on the tops of their cars in the movie? That was the way it was. -- B. Wayne Hughes
On a grander scale, when a society segregates itself, the consequences affect the economy, the emotions, and the ecology. That's one reason why it's easy for pro-lifers to eat factory-raised animals that disrespect everything sacred about creation. And that is why it's easy for rabid environmentalists to hate chainsaws even though they snuggle into a mattress supported by a black walnut bedstead. -- Joel Salatin
But say you've inflated your soul to the size of a beach ball and it's soaking into the Mystery like wine into a mattress. What have you accomplished? Well, long term, you may have prepared yourself for a successful metamorphosis, an almost inconceivable transformation to be precipitated by your death or by some great worldwide eschatological whoopjamboreehoo. You may have. No one can say for sure. -- Tom Robbins
Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days. -- Phyllis Diller

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