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That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. -- Bill Cosby
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. -- Earl Wilson
It's only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of gay marriage is to some people horrific and ludicrous. -- Ian Mckellen
Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important to our local and national economies, but their success is central to the well-being of their families. -- Melissa Bean
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principles of equal partnership. -- Ann Landers
There's one fool at least in every married couple. -- Henry Fielding
How many married couples do you know who met over accounting books in a Starbucks? -- David Schweikert
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. -- Ann Landers
I don't think a married couple can go through life without laughs together any more than they can without tears. -- Tennessee Williams
A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time. -- Jean Rostand
I think all married couples tend to run things by each other in every capacity and we're not different to them. -- Isla Fisher
I'm so sick of seeing these movies where married couples are just cuddling on the couch and caressing each other's faces. -- Leslie Mann
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. -- Helen Rowland
The goal of every married couple, indeed, every Christian home, should be to make Christ the Head, the Counselor and the Guide. -- Paul Sadler
God's image is the married couple, a man and women, together. Not just the man. Not just the woman. No, both of them. That's God's image. -- Pope Francis
Social Security makes up a much larger share of total retirement income for unmarried women and minorities than it does for married couples, unmarried men and whites. -- Diane Watson
Many married couples separate because they quarrel incessantly, but just as many separate because they were never honest enough or courageous enough to quarrel when they should have. -- Sydney J. Harris
Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most unfair of taxes, the marriage tax penalty. -- Jerry Weller
To believe that one, or even three, mates can supply all the things one needs from one's friends is as stupid as believing married couples must do everything together. -- Julie Burchill
I think that enduring, committed love between a married couple, along with raising children, is the most noble act anyone can aspire to. It is not written about very much. -- Nicholas Sparks
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable. -- Emma Goldman
The kind of issues that we face as detectives are similar to what the other married couples out there are facing, or the brother and sister, or the brother and brother are facing. Relationships are universal. -- Michael Ealy
My partner Donald Trump says that married couples should always have a prenuptial agreement. True, a prenuptial is important if one partner is much richer than the other before marriage, but Kim and I don't have one. -- Robert Kiyosaki
If you are a single parent, make friends with others in similar situations and develop friendships with married couples. Counsel with your priesthood leaders. Let them know of your needs and wants. Single parenthood is understood by the Lord. -- Ezra Taft Benson
More than 1.1 million taxpayers in Pennsylvania will enjoy a lower tax rate, more than 1.4 million married couples will benefit from the reduction in the marriage penalty, and more than 1.1 million parents will have the advantage of an increased child tax credit. -- Tim Murphy
Give that child to me. I want it. I will care for it. I am willing to accept any child who would be aborted and to give that child to a married couple who will love the child and be loved by the child. -- Mother Teresa
My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot. -- Armistead Maupin
Let us pray to the Lord and ask him to protect the family in the crisis with which the devil wants to destroy it. Families are the domestic church where Jesus grows in the love of a married couple, in the lives of their children. -- Pope Francis
People ask me what advice I have for a married couple struggling in their relationship. I always answer: pray and forgive. And to young people from violent homes, I say: pray and forgive. And again, even to the single mother with no family support: pray and forgive. -- Mother Teresa
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings. -- Dave Barry
If the rights of civil partners are met differently in law to those of married couples, there is no discrimination in law, and if civil partnerships are seen as somehow 'second class' that is a social attitude which will change and cannot, in any case, be turned around by redefining the law of marriage. -- John Sentamu
I had come to realize the importance of the Nation, and of shared, communal, social responsibility, to be held as equally important as individual concerns. The elderly, the widowed, newly married couples, the poor, the unemployed, disbanded soldiers and children, who would be required to attend school, must be provided for from state funds. And all this support is not the nature of charity, but of a right. -- Thomas Paine
Married couples must pray and study the Bible daily. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
I think same sex couples should be able to get married. -- Barack Obama
Among even the happiest married couples there are always moments of regret. -- Honore de Balzac
If married couples did not live together, happy marriages would be more frequent. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
I have married thriteen couples. I'm about to do a marriage next month. -- Sally Kirkland
It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. -- Jennifer Lopez
I think that, on some level, everybody lives vicariously through couples who are getting married. -- Amy Dickinson
Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other. -- Wilfrid Sheed
A lot of Hollywood couples get married young and wind up growing out of their relationship. -- Patti Stanger
Unmarried couples should get married - that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic. -- John Whiting
No couples in Virginia can adopt other than a married couple - that's the right policy. -- Tim Kaine
I think we explored the further reaches of 'for better or for worse' than some other married couples. -- Mary Archer
We came to realize how little married couples see of each other once they crawl in the bourgeois box. -- Erica Jong
There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding. -- Chelsea Handler
Personally, I'd be delighted to live in a country where happily married gay couples had closets full of assault weapons. -- Glenn Reynolds
Married couples, may we never forget that when attacks come the grace of the sacrament is eternally stronger than we are. -- Mark Hart
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. -- Chris Rock
I think there's tremendous significance and opportunity in Americans seeing legally married gay couples treated with respect in our nation's capital. -- Evan Wolfson
Happy marriages are alive and well. The cries of their demise have been highly overrated, and couples happily married do indeed exist. -- Fawn Weaver
Most married couples spend the whole day apart, the woman in the house, the man in the office or study or workshop. -- George Bernard Shaw
As I've thought about gay marriage, I don't see any reason not to say that [couples] should be able to get married. -- Colin Powell
Divorce is marital welfare.It's just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn't do enough research before they got married. -- Stephen Colbert
Married couples who quarrel bitterly every day may really need each other as deeply as those who appear to be desperately in love. -- Edward Abbey
It breaks my heart when couples focus more on being wed than being married. Two become one doesn't happen without work, humility, and sacrifice. -- Mark Hart
Long-married couples balance their checkbooks as a substitute for love-making, or they refuse each other love by protesting one another's financial error or excess. -- Diana Trilling
Among fifty percent of your married couples, the husband worries very little about what his wife is doing, provided she is doing all he wishes. -- Honore de Balzac
The best part about being married is that feeling of being a team. All couples have ups and downs, so having someone you trust is priceless -- Hugh Jackman
Some people have the license to sin: Soldiers, to kill; politicians, writers, priests, businessmen, married man and women, to lie; and married couples to have sex -- Bangambiki Habyarimana
In 1860, sixty-three per cent of the couples married in Great Britain had families of four or more children; in 1925 only twenty per cent had more than four. -- Thomas Malthus
I've just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same-sex couples should be able to get married. -- Barack Obama
We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd. -- Howard Stern
So we fell asleep holding hands. If married couples got to do this all the time, shit if I could understand how there were ever divorces, or even fights. -- John Barnes
All my adult life I've felt drawn to ask long-married couples how they were able to stay together. All of them said the same thing: "We worked hard at it. -- Randy Pausch
My wife and I just started listening to the late Beethoven Quartets together, an activity I recommend for all married couples, but that doesn't really mean that I'm finished reading. -- Clive James
If a married couple with children has fifteen minutes of uninterrupted, non-logistical, non-problem-solving talk every day, I would put them in the top 5% of all married couples. It's an extraordinary achievement. -- William J Doherty
I'm thinking of doing a marital comedy for one of the studios, but I want it to be so painful that it'll have a profound effect on married couples who see it together. -- Harold Ramis

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