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I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. -- Steven Wright
You could buy 100 lottery tickets and not win, or you could buy one and get it, -- Luis Gonzalez
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. -- Steven Wright
Although it's easy to forget sometimes, a share is not a lottery ticket... it's part-ownership of a business. -- Peter Lynch
It is a bad business, dealing in lottery tickets ... Riches got in such a hasty manner never wear well. -- Sarah Josepha Hale
Luck is not as random as you think. Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it. -- Vera Nazarian
You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery. -- Bill Cosby
The center will not hold if it has been spot-welded by an operator whose deepest concern is not with the weld but with his lottery ticket. -- Donald Barthelme
When you buy a lottery ticket, you don't know how tickets have been sold. But sold they have been. And there is an underlying distribution for the game. -- Robert Haugen
Hope is not like a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky.... hope is an ax you break down doors with in an emergency. -- Rebecca Solnit
I've always said that it's like being the winner of three separate lottery tickets - getting a pilot, getting the pilot picked up, and having a show that actually lasts. -- Rick Hoffman
Luck is buying a lottery ticket along with your Yoo-hoo and striking it rich. Nothing about my life is lucky- it is all about hard work, it is all uphill struggle. -- Emily Giffin
Last Christmas, I got the worst gift a guy ever gave me. He gave me a lottery ticket... what's the guy even thinking there. Here you go... nothing! Merry Christmas! It's nothing! -- Norm MacDonald
I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won! -- Mitch Hedberg
If you want money, buy lottery tickets. If you love music, practice and keep your overhead to the bare minimum. Keep your promises, who you are is more important than what licks you know to any band leader. -- Steve Morse
Today I bought two lottery tickets, because I had a feeling that it would be now or never - they were both blanks. So I am not going to be rich after all. Nothing at all to be done about it. -- Eva Braun
We've created a multitrillion-dollar edifice for dispensing the medical equivalent of lottery tickets - and have only the rudiments of a system to prepare patients for the near certainty that those tickets will not win. Hope is not a plan, but hope is our plan. -- Atul Gawande
Performing magic has a lot to do with the arrangement of apparent coincidences and providing pathways along which desires can travel, or, to put it in more basic terms, there's little point in sigilizing for a lottery win if you don't also buy a lottery ticket. -- Grant Morrison
Picking winners among the many young companies seeking money is a tough business, even for the most sophisticated investors. Indeed, most professionally run venture funds lose money. For individuals, it's pure folly. Buy a lottery ticket instead. Your chance of winning is likely to be higher. -- Steven Rattner
Some of my relatives held on to imagined memories the way homeless people hold onto lottery tickets. Nostalgia was their crack cocaine, if you will, and my childhood was littered with the consequences of their addiction : unserviceable debts, squabbles over inheritances, the odd alcoholic or suicide. -- Mohsin Hamid
There is so much about my fate that I cannot control, but other things do fall under my jurisdiction. There are certain lottery tickets I can buy, thereby increasing my odds of finding contentment. I can decide how I spend my time, whom I interact with, whom I share my body and life and money and energy with. -- Elizabeth Gilbert
In America, snobs who wouldn't be seen dead with a lottery ticket play the stock market. We like to gamble. Winning, we have closed our eyes, leapt across the yawning abyss, and landed knee-deep in daisies. Even losing has a certain gloomy glamour: the gods of chance are worthy opponents; we have engaged them in hand-to-hand combat and though we lost, at least we shrank not from the contest. -- Barbara Holland
Birth is life's first lottery ticket. -- Jeffrey Archer
Well you can't win the lottery if you don't have a ticket -- Andy Gray
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. -- Farquhar McGillivray Knowles
A friend bought me a plane ticket to Hawaii, which is where I got discovered and became an actor, so I guess a friend bought me a winning lottery ticket. -- Chris Pratt

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