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Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one. -- Craig Ferguson
I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night. -- John Mayer
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. -- George Lopez
I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. -- Jon Stewart
Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking. -- Jimmy Fallon
I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist. -- Andy Milonakis
I've been doing a late-night talk show out here in New Mexico now, 'The After After Party.' We're going to finalize a deal to be in 50 million homes. How blessed can I be, man? -- Steven Michael Quezada
I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it. -- Craig Ferguson
I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound. -- Kathy Griffin
A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night -- James Patterson
I work late at night. I'm awake and nobody bothers me. It's quiet and things come and talk to me in the silence. -- Diana Gabaldon
If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone. -- Craig Ferguson
I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late night talk show. -- Michael Phelps
Mayor de Blasio wants to eliminate garbage. He believes New York City produces way too much garbage. Well, heck, forget about producing too much garbage. What about late-night talk shows? -- David Letterman
If we're talking fantasy, I would love to host a late night talk show... More Fallon than Leno. Those guys always seem like they're having way too much fun at their 'jobs.' -- Aaron Sanchez

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