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Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life. -- Kiana Tom
Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. -- Nancy Cartwright
I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself. -- Bruce Willis
I keep everything that is most important to me close to me: my family, my bible, my X-Box - just kidding. -- Brian Littrell
Bike lanes are the coolest. My favorite past time is flipping off cars from my bicycle. Just kidding - I'm more of a silent resentment kind of girl. -- Mary Lambert
I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part. -- Sloane Crosley
There were some situations where I was giving up everything I had for the band and I just expected everybody else to feel the same way. I realized I was just kidding myself. -- Gerald Caiafa
I don't use the computer. But my secretary does. I want to take some computer courses because I'm interested in some of the access to some of the illegal things on the Internet. I'm just kidding. -- Ahmet Ertegun
People are totally overusing LOL and a wink - and I'm very guilty of using the wink - that's probably my favourite emoticon to use because 'I'm being sarcastic, don't misinterpret; don't misconstrue; I'm just kidding.' Again, for as many benefits as it has, also picking up the phone and having a conversation speaks volumes. -- Carly Pope
The secret to my 5 o'clock shadow is a little device called the George Michael 3000 Custom Beard Trimmer and Personal Massager. Just kidding. I actually shave every morning, and thanks to my vast knowledge of Eastern philosophy and mysticism, I will my facial hair to grow to the exact same length each day. Dave Grohl taught me that one. -- Reid Scott
Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white! -- Jon Ronson
Just kidding' was exactly what people wrote when they meant every word. -- David Nicholls
They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'. -- Daniel Tosh
I'm not really deaf; I just faked it to win the Oscar KIDDING. -- Marlee Matlin
You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding. -- Dov Davidoff
My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not -- Ellen DeGeneres
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. -- Elvis Presley
I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything. -- Demetri Martin
Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding. But am I lying? -- Bernie Mac
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[On acupuncture:] The needles are small and won't hurt at all. In fact, they'll feel good. Ha, ha! Just kidding. They feel like needles. Because they are. -- Jenny Lawson
me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the axe part. -- David Levithan
In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much. -- Anthony Jeselnik
Question (from a reader) : Will the Wise Goddess Athena overthrow Zeus and become the ruler of Olympus? Athena's answer : What an interesting idea . . . No, just kidding, Dad. Put away the lightning bolt. -- Rick Riordan
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There were some situations where I was giving up everything I had for the band and I just expected everybody else to feel the same way. I realized I was just kidding myself. -- Gerald Caiafa
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