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Unsolicited advice is the junk mail of life. -- Bernard Williams
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever. -- Joe Bob Briggs
Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know. -- Patricia Marx
Love can smack you like a seagull, and pour all over your feet like junk mail. -- Daniel Handler
Frankly, the people probably most interested in having computer lists on disk are junk mail vendors and solicitors. -- Karen Hughes
Seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world. -- Harry Reid
Obviously, computers have made differences. They have fostered the development of spaceships- as well as a great increase in junk mail. -- Tracy Kidder
My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. I don't know what that means, but it sounds like a dig. -- Steve Buscemi
If I dont get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh. -- Chris Abani
I want to be sitting in front of my computer, where you can press a button to block out your junk mail. These two are my junk mail. -- Melina Marchetta
One of my timesaving habits is to save all of my magazines and junk mail for airplane trips. I walk on the plane with a very heavy bundle, but by the time the trip is over, it can all be thrown away. -- Renee Fleming
Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?" -- Andy Rooney
There was a beauty in the trash of the alleys which I had never noticed before; my vision seemed sharpened, rather than impaired. As I walked along it seemed to me that the flattened beer cans and papers and weeds and junk mail had been arranged by the wind into patterns; these patterns, when I scrutinized them, lay distributed so as to comprise a visual language. -- Philip K. Dick
SEO is not synonymous to JUNK E-MAIL. -- Matt Cutts
If I don't get at least one e-mail every ten minutes, I feel unloved. Even junk mail makes me feel seen. Sad, I know. Sigh. -- Chris Abani

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