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Ikea products should come free with happy meals. -- Steve Fowler
All the design companies together make 10% of what Ikea makes. -- Rolf Fehlbaum
Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels. -- Ingvar Kamprad
I worked at Ikea as a customer service rep for two years and loved it. -- Amber Riley
I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction. -- Greg Gutfeld
I think it's our unique product selection and the idea that everything we sell only can be purchased at Ikea. -- Joseph Roth
If there is such a thing as good leadership, it is to give a good example. I have to do so for all the Ikea employees. -- Ingvar Kamprad
Is your relationship strong enough to survive a trip to Ikea? Is their furniture strong enough to survive a relationship? Have you ever bought a bed there? -- Greg Gutfeld
You know I used to work at Ikea, selling over 7,000 products. Give me a number between 1-7,000 I'll tell you about it. Sorry out of stock, lucky you chose that one. -- Milton Jones
I mean, I never liked being told what to do. It's one of the reasons I dropped out of school. Give me something to assemble, I won't look at the directions, I'll try to figure it out by myself. It's why I love Ikea furniture. -- Dave Grohl
Give me something to assemble, I won't look at the directions, I'll try to figure it out by myself. It's why I love Ikea furniture. -- Dave Grohl
In my home office, I built a custom sit-stand desk to which I connected a big, kidney shaped glass top which I got for cheap at Ikea. Kidney-shaped desk tops are, I think, the most efficient of all possible desk shapes. -- William Gurstelle
I live by fallacy. 'If I get enough nice Ikea furniture, I'll be a grown-up.' Then I catch myself. Or, 'If I get off by myself, away from the stress of modern life, I'll be OK.' Then I catch myself. -- Chuck Palahniuk
Waste of resources is a mortal sin at IKEA. -- Ingvar Kamprad
I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA. -- Jen Lancaster
We have to still develop the IKEA group. We need many billions of Swiss francs to take on China or Russia. -- Ingvar Kamprad
If you look at the CEOs of some the most successful companies in the world like IKEA, they never fly first class. They always go economy. -- Gene Simmons
I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you've got to admire the workmanship. -- Bill Bailey
The IKEA spirit is strong and living reality. Simplicity in our behavior gives us strength. Simplicity and humbleness characterize us in our relations with each others, our suppliers and our customers. -- Ingvar Kamprad
Maybe because I can't even put together an IKEA desk, I've never been tempted to think of my own poems as built objects - but I do sometimes imagine them as mathematical constructs. -- James Arthur
Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess -- Christopher Moore
IKEA is not completely perfect. It irritates me to hear it said that IKEA is the best company in the world. We are going the right way to becoming it but we are not there yet. -- Ingvar Kamprad
My parents, last time we went to Ikea, got into a huge fight, almost got divorced. My dad accidentally put his fist through the wood. I don't know what it was made of. Just going there it's like a maze. My mom makes me go. I get lost. It's very stressful. -- Jedediah Bila
Want to know the key to a long-lasting relationship? Don't go with your loved one to Ikea. One psychologist says the stress of a visit to the popular furniture store can cause serious friction between couples, whether it's disputes over what to buy or spats while you assemble the items that you bought there. -- Juan Williams
The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple. -- Greg Gutfeld
We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really wow you. It looked like he had bought a lot of stuff from IKEA and then decided to refinish it at home. Everything was neat and tidy, but you wouldn't want any of it for yourself. -- Chelsea Handler
I want to make the IKEA of clothes for fat girls and boys. Cheap, affordable, basic - but ethically made. Basics, you know? Like Spanx - I'm still confused as to why retailers haven't ripped them off yet and done it well. It's because they don't understand the basics behind it. I love Spanx. I'm wearing 'em right now! -- Beth Ditto

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