Steve Fowler quotes:

It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public.

Talk about tactful - she's got a tongue like a Kalashnikov!

Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.

There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter.

Ikea products should come free with happy meals.

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.

Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends.

Depression catches everyone who lives long enough to be caught.

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.

Genius attracts more hate than love and more disrespect than respect; at least for the first few hundred years.

My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people.

No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.

The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.

There's so much to say, the human race will be extinct long before everything which could be said has been said.

TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.

You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.