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  • Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. -- Mitchell Kapor
  • The grass is always greener around the fire hydrant. -- Jeff Rich
  • I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. -- Steven Wright
  • An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it. -- Jules Renard
  • Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. -- Robert Frost
  • Collecting intelligence information is like trying to drink water out of a fire hydrant. You know, in hindsight It's great. The problem is there's a million dots at the time. -- Louis J. Freeh
  • It was a very intense and stressful situation. There was playing in the Johnny-pump (an opened fire hydrant) and the ice-cream man coming around and all of these games that we'd play, and suddenly it would turn just violent and there would be shootings at 12 in the afternoon on any given day. -- Jay-Z
  • Once I was walking from The Mercer in New York - because otherwise I don't walk anywhere - and this woman paparazzo who was following me fell over a fire hydrant and her whole tooth went through her lip. I leant over her, saying, 'Are you all right?' and she was still taking pictures. -- Kate Moss
  • Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. -- John Peers
  • Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant! -- Jessica Simpson
  • The military was all about hierarchies, who urinated highest on the hydrant -- Justin Cronin
  • Sometimes I feel like a fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. -- William J. Clinton
  • Some days I feel like I'm only the fire hydrant to Westminster dog show. -- Bob Beckel
  • You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. -- Alfred Kahn
  • A screenwriter is much like being a fire hydrant with a bunch of dogs lined up around it. -- Frank Miller
  • A flirt is like a dipper attached to a hydrant; every one is at liberty to drink from it, but no one desires to carry it away. -- Nathaniel Parker Willis
  • Collecting intelligence information is like trying to drink water out of a fire hydrant. You know, in hindsight It's great. The problem is there's a million dots at the time. -- Louis J. Freeh
  • I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant! -- Jessica Simpson
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