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  • We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare. -- Uta Hagen
  • To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places. -- Dwayne Johnson
  • Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup. -- Ken Bates
  • Ariel Gordon is superbly, supremely, a poet of the body. She finds words for the physicality of the forest, of the garden, of pregnancy. Hump speaks the erotics of being alive and being in love with being alive. -- Robert Kroetsch
  • It is glorious fun racing down the Hump, but you can't do it on windy days because then you are not there, but the fallen leaves do it instead of you. There is almost nothing that has such a keen sense of fun as a fallen leaf. -- J.M. Barrie
  • I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. -- Ted Nugent
  • The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field. -- Earl Weaver
  • Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
  • The thing that got me over the hump was accepting that I had to do whatever I could to stay in the game. -- Dennis Eckersley
  • Free-to-play isn't a business model. Free-to-play is a marketing strategy. It's a way to get people over the hump of trying out your game. It gets rid of the friction that happens when you charge an upfront fee. -- Mitch Lasky
  • In my mind's eye, Shakespeare is a huge, hot sea-beast, with fire in his veins and ice on his claws and inscrutable eyes, who looks like an inchoate hump under the encrustations of live barnacle-commentaries, limpets and trailing weeds. -- A. S. Byatt
  • He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it. -- Herman Melville
  • I'd love to stay in baseball, but I won't beg. I'd love to work with young umpires. I think I could teach them, help them develop. I can spot flaws, help them get over the hump. You're striving for perfection every game, yet you never achieve it. If baseball wants me, I'm available. -- Doug Harvey
  • It's natural canine behavior to chew on all sorts of things, roll in other animals' droppings, hump and fight other dogs, menace anything that invades the home. All these behaviors can be curbed, but that takes a lot of work. Trainers say it requires nearly 2,000 repetitions of a behavior for a dog to completely absorb it. -- Jon Katz
  • Had he expected me to hump her leg? -- Ilona Andrews
  • Remember that time you tried to hump the bridge? -- Brent Weeks
  • A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day. -- Demetri Martin
  • I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya. -- Steve Coogan
  • Some people drop their wings in order to grow a hump -- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
  • A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt -- Mark Twain
  • A woman with fair opportunities, and without an absolute hump, may marry WHOM SHE LIKES. --
  • If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking. -- Demetri Martin
  • You know that great car-stomach feeling when you fly over a hump? That was my whole body. -- Lynda Barry
  • If we can hump dead animals and antelopes, there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope. -- Eminem
  • Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
  • The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash
  • I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose. -- Eminem
  • Until I'm over the hill and over the hump; I'm gonna let my music bump and give the people what they want. -- Aceyalone
  • The thing that got me over the hump was accepting that I had to do whatever I could to stay in the game -- Dennis Eckersley
  • This is a hump you have to get over, and it usually comes in the first series. You get over the hump and you're on a roll. -- Al Arbour
  • If blacks were given the right to vote, that would place every splay-footed, bandy-shanked, hump-backed, thick-lipped, flat-nosed, woolly-headed, ebon-colored in the country upon an equality with the poor white man. -- Andrew Johnson
  • Inertia is depression's best friend. There's always a hump to get over before you can actually change. So pushing yourself over the hump is like opening a door to a new brain pattern. -- Deepak Chopra
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