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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -- Roseanne Barr
Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores - it's called partnership. -- Abigail Van Buren
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -- Erma Bombeck
By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class. -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I happen to like household chores and resent them only when performing them makes it difficult for me to fulfill my professional duties. -- Kay Boyle
Feminists of my mother's generation argued that both mom and dad should work a little less and each do some of the household chores. My parents, for example, split everything 50/50. Even though my father is a terrible cook, he still made dinner exactly half the time. -- Emily Oster
I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should never hire a butler if you strike it rich - the minute that Jeeves starts unloading the dishwasher without being asked, your wife is going to start humping his leg. -- Scott Adams
Really, I don't like to do any household chores. There was a time when I loved to cook, but that was when I wasn't writing books. -- Elaine Pagels

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