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George is the best little dishwasher in Texas. -- Barbara Bush
My home is not a place, it is people. -- Lois McMaster Bujold
Dogs do not grasp the concept of house cleaning. -- Dave Barry
People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time. -- Art Buchwald
Housework is like cleaning fish. No matter how often you do it, it still stinks. -- Thelma Harper
When men do the dishes, it's called helping. When women do the dishes, it is called life. -- Anna Quindlen
The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Spring is the usual period for house-cleaning and removing the dust and dirt which, notwithstanding all precautions, will accumulate during the winter months from dust, smoke, gas, etc. -- Isabella Beeton
Some Christians feel guilty when they are doing something that isn't 'spiritual.' Somehow or another, they feel the need to hurry through the grocery store, dash through the house cleaning, and rush through all the daily aspects of life that seem irrelevant to their faith. -- Joyce Meyer
I have no doubt that over the years my children will find plenty of things about me to criticize. But something tells me that twenty years from now not one of them will sit on some therapist's couch complaining because their mother didn't spend enough time vacuuming up glitter. -- Joyce Maynard
The problem with being grounded is it gives you a whole lot of unavoidable time to think. NOt even pulling weeds can take away your ability to plot all the varied and wonderful things you might do to get even, or at least to make up, just get a smidgen for time lost to TV and yard work and house cleaning. -- Ellen Hopkins
When the Vent begins, you might confuse [it] for a conversation. It's not. It's a Vent. It's a mental release valve and your job is to listen for as long as it takes. Don't problem solve. Don't redirect. Don't comfort. Yet. Your employee is doing mental house cleaning and interrupting this cleaning is missing the point. They don't want a solution, they want to be heard. -- Rands
I think cleaning house at the CIA needed to happen. -- Pete Hoekstra
My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. -- J. B. Smoove
we learn the process of emptying out, cleaning house, both within and without. -- Brenda Shoshanna
Even the ordinary business of cleaning house seemed somehow to have become sacramental. -- Geraldine Brooks
Nothing like cleaning the whole house while my siblings sing "O Canada" - #oldestchildsyndrome. -- Michelle N. Onuorah
Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. -- Erma Bombeck
When all else fails, cleaning house is the perfect antidote to most of life's ills. -- Sue Grafton
I can't write if someone else is in the house, not even the cleaning woman. -- Patricia Highsmith
in the day after humans disappear, nature takes over and immediately begins cleaning house - our houses. -- Alan Weisman
I love cleaning the house. I'd never have a cleaner - I wouldn't trust them to do it. -- Chloe Sevigny
The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. -- Roseanne Barr
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. -- Phyllis Diller
I have sporadic OCD cleaning moments around the house. But then I get lazy and I'm cured. It's a very inconsistent personality trait. -- Chris Hemsworth
I clean my house, although I have help. I'm on the floor getting spots. I can't stand a dirty house. I'm a cleaning fanatic. -- Patti LaBelle
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I'm sure nobody wants to know this, but my husband does all the cleaning - rather too much cleaning. It is too clean, the house! -- Harriet Harman
We are used to cleaning the outside house, but the most important house to clean is yourself - your own house - which we never do. -- Marina Abramovic
I grew up kind of fast. I had a lot of responsibilities-cleaning the house, going to school on my own, making good grades on my own -- Hines Ward
Whether you are cooking, cleaning house, or planting flowers, try to concentrate on the textures, the smells, colors, tastes, sounds, all Zen moments of focused joy. -- Jerry Lynch
In my house every Sunday, everybody was cleaning the house. There was always music, and everybody was dancing, sometimes naked around the house. Not hippie, but very free. -- Penelope Cruz
In my house every Sunday, everybody was cleaning the house. There was always music, and everybody was dancing, sometimes naked, around the house. Not hippie, but very free. -- Penelope Cruz

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