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So this was the Ashram's final joke on me? Once I had learned to accept my loud, chatty, social nature and fully embrace my inner Key Hostess - only then could I become The Quiet Girl in the Back of the Temple, after all? -- Elizabeth Gilbert
Hostess Bakery plants shut down due to a workers' strike. It was split up. The State Department hired all the Twinkies, the Secret Service hired all the HoHos, the generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes and the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress. -- Argus Hamilton
The smell of apple pies didn't quite fill the house, but it was there, a thread under everything else. It was kind of hard to take Christophe seriously when he smelled like baked goods. I wondered if other djampjir smelled like Hostess Twinkies and sniggered to myself. -- Lilith Saintcrow
My best hostess tip is to have good food and really good music! -- Jennifer Aniston
Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London. -- Cynthia Payne
We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare. -- Uta Hagen
I tried to hostess... but they fired me after four days because I couldn't figure out how seating plans worked. -- Taylor Schilling
To mankind in general Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should not be. -- Max Beerbohm
I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. -- Eva Gabor
Few enjoy noisy overcrowded functions. But they are a gesture of goodwill on the part of host or hostess, and also on the part of guests who submit to them. -- Fannie Hurst
When I write nonfiction, it's always absolutely true. There will be no moment in my nonfiction where I have made something up and have to apologize to the bullying hostess of a talk show. -- Jamaica Kincaid
I've never been a waitress, hostess, bartender or any of the typical side jobs you'd expect an actor to have. This is partly because I've always been afraid of dropping plates on customer's heads. -- Candace Kita
To me, the stage is like my living room, or my home, and when you come over to my house, I have to be a hostess and invite you in so that we can have a great time. -- Sheila E.
People came to my parents' parties because they were going to have fun and, if lucky, our mother would belly dance. What they didn't know was that the hostess made sure every morsel placed in front of them was pure and without anything artificial, no matter what the cost. -- Sandra Bullock
I was a hostess, I sold shoes, but I don't function well in jobs that don't have to do with what I love. I have cleaned bathrooms in theaters, I have sold wine in theaters, I have sold tickets, because I will do anything, anything, to stay in this world. -- Nina Arianda
I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image. -- Michael York
The most important thing for having a party is that the hostess is having fun. I'm very organized. I make a plan for absolutely everything. I never have anything that has to be cooked while the guests are there. The only thing I might have to do is take something out of the oven and carve it. -- Ina Garten
I have been a frequent air traveler since I was a few months shy of my sixth birthday, when my parents packed me off to boarding school two plane rides away from home. Those days of being willingly handed from air hostess to air hostess as an 'unaccompanied minor' made me blase about the rigors of air travel. -- Shashi Tharoor
I was a hostess in a restaurant in New York when I was 21, and I was too good of an employee. I was putting most of my energy into that instead of acting. But my father told my sister and me to look at whatever needed to be done and do that job well, no matter what it was. -- Emily Deschanel
My mother always tells me that when I was a little kid, my first ambition was to be a truck driver, and after that, I went through everything from wanting to be a Prime Minister to an air hostess, but never an actor. So I became one, and it was a great journey. I learnt a lot, worked very hard. -- Preity Zinta
Bet I will become known as brilliant cook and hostess -- Helen Fielding
Natalie Spenser was giving a dinner. She was not an easy hostess. -- Mary Roberts Rinehart
Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when the hostess has only twelve chops. -- Groucho Marx
All real democracy is an attempt like that of a jolly hostess to bring the shy people out. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Misery loves company, particularly when she is herself the hostess, and can give generously of her stores to others. -- John Kendrick Bangs
Sweat has the power to end a pity party in such a way that even the hostess is happy. -- Kristin Armstrong
I might be an assassin, but never let it be said I wasn't as gracious a hostess as the next gal. -- Jennifer Estep
A guest is really good or bad because of the host or hostess who makes being a guest an easy or a difficult task. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
The only occasion when the traditions of courtesy permit a hostess to help herself before a woman guest is when she has reason to believe the food is poisoned. -- Emily Post
It is not done to let anybody be too happy. The moment two people seem to be enjoying one another's company, a good hostess introduces a third element or removes the first. -- Virginia Graham
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My immune system has always been overly welcoming of germs. It's far too polite, the biological equivalent of a southern hostess inviting y'all nice microbes to stay awhile and have some artichoke dip. -- A. J. Jacobs
My father was prime minister, and to take care of his home, to be his hostess, automatically meant to have my hands in politics - to meet people, to know their games, their secrets. -- Indira Gandhi
New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani fired his wife, Donna Hanover, as official hostess of the mayor's mansion last weekend. He's got his own idea of what a hostess should be. He wants a little cupcake. -- Argus Hamilton

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