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  • I never saw a U-Haul behind a hearse. -- Billy Graham
  • You'll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul. -- Joanne Fluke
  • You will never see a U-Haul behind a hearse, -- Denzel Washington
  • You're either in it for the long haul or you're not. -- Crystal Gayle
  • On long haul flights I always drink loads and loads of water and eat light and healthy food. -- Lisa Snowdon
  • I grew up homeless, you know, lived in and out of U-Haul trucks and, you know, apartment houses, friends. -- Donald Driver
  • Writing can't change the world overnight, but writing may have an enormous effect over time, over the long haul. -- Leslie Marmon Silko
  • I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. -- Lincoln Davis
  • Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way; The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the final say. -- Karl Shapiro
  • Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. -- Stewart Udall
  • Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It's a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul. -- David Letterman
  • Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week. -- Bette Midler
  • Surveys show that many talented and committed young people are reluctant to enter teaching for the long haul because they think the profession is low-paying and not prestigious enough. -- Arne Duncan
  • Be realistic and truthful - and tell Hong Kong businessmen honestly that they should go for long-term investments since it is unlikely money can be made in the short haul. -- Zhu Rongji
  • Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins -- Allie Brosh
  • They haul you up there for, you know, week after week in this kind of star chamber proceeding. Then at the end of it they say, well, we found nothing, but now it's time for special counsel. -- Bruce Babbitt
  • If you rent a U-Haul to move your company, it costs twice as much to go from San Francisco to Austin than the other way around, because you can't find enough trucks to leave the Golden State. -- Rick Perry
  • Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -- Anne Tyler
  • Some of these rich folks seem to think that everything belongs to them and they'll even get to take it with them when they die. But you know what? You don't ever see a hearse pulling a U Haul. -- Jim Hightower
  • I'm a lyric soprano. I can try to step outside that and do different kind of singing, but it's not something I can sustain over the long haul, and what is good for your voice is good for your career. -- Victoria Clark
  • You'll never see a U-Haul behind a hearse. ... Now, I've been blessed to make hundreds of millions of dollars in my life. I can't take it with me, and neither can you. It's not how much you have but what you do with what you have, -- Denzel Washington
  • Ask a wise man to dinner and he'll upset everyone by his gloomy silence or tiresome questions. Invite him to a dance and you'll have a camel prancing about. Haul him off to a public entertainment and his face will be enough to spoil the people's entertainment. -- Desiderius Erasmus
  • Everything in high school seems like the most important thing that's ever happened in your life. It's not. You'll get out of high school and you never see those people again. All the people who torment and press you won't make a difference in your life in the long haul. -- Mark Hoppus
  • What am I supposed to haul my dogs around in, a Rolls-Royce? -- Sam Walton
  • I'm in this for the long haul. I've been making music my whole life. -- Lenny Kravitz
  • Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the grave. -- Douglas Coupland
  • Martina and I went through a very bad five years. Everything's very good between us now, but it was a long haul. -- Billie Jean King
  • What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul. -- Calvin Trillin
  • I describe the design process as like the tip of the iceberg. What you don't see is the long haul: all the endless auditing and things like that. -- Norman Foster
  • Before you open the lunch menu or order that cheeseburger or consider eating the cake with the frosting intact, haul out the psychic calculator and start tinkering with the budget. -- Caroline Knapp
  • On the good days, my mother would haul out the ukulele and we'd sit around the kitchen table - it was a cardboard table with a linoleum top - and sing. -- Carol Burnett
  • It seems that 'rocket scientist' is a job category that's here for the long haul, like 'mortician.' But all this activity masks an important point: rockets are not a terribly efficient way to lift things into space. -- Seth Shostak
  • Chemotherapy can be a long, tough haul - for me, it went on for six months - and the best doctors and nurses become, if only for that period of time, as essential in your life as friends or spouses. -- Julia Glass
  • Yippee! I can't believe I made it. It feels like a long haul to get here. I'm so fine with it. People want you to have some sort of breakdown, but I'm relieved to be 40 years old, and I've lived a life. -- Nicole Kidman
  • It's true, Christmas can feel like a lot of work, particularly for mothers. But when you look back on all the Christmases in your life, you'll find you've created family traditions and lasting memories. Those memories, good and bad, are really what help to keep a family together over the long haul. -- Caroline Kennedy
  • If I feel that I'm not able to do my best work - whether that's my own fault or as a result of an editorial situation - then I need to stop doing it. I would rather not do something than do it badly or ineffectively. It's the only way I can live with myself and do right by the fans in the long haul. -- J. Michael Straczynski
  • I think when you're a fan of music - at least the way I've been a fan to artists that have really touched me - you're with them for the long haul. They might do things that you don't understand or agree with, but I think I've always tried to hold my judgment and give them the space to do what they need to do. -- Matisyahu
  • The world order needs a major overhaul. -- George Soros
  • I've never seen a hearse pull a U-haul -- Dee Dee M. Scott
  • Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away? -- Carl Sandburg
  • Writing is an affair of yearning for great voyages and hauling on frayed ropes. -- Israel Shenker
  • That they can really haul is what most people don't know about wild turkeys. -- Marie Helene Bertino
  • I overhaul myself for my roles. Sooner or later, I will get my due. -- Randeep Hooda
  • A man who wants to code his colors should not haul down his colors. -- Anyaele Sam Chiyson
  • I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass. -- Jim Butcher
  • My ideas about vampires may by romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul. -- Deborah Harkness
  • I have friends who remember seeing fish hauled onto a boat's deck and beaten to death. -- Casey Affleck
  • Before a long-haul flight, buy yourself a cheap, big, comfortable pillow. It makes a huge difference. -- Bruno Tonioli
  • A loving soul was always more beautiful over the long haul, but actual prettiness was fleeting. -- Ann Brashares
  • Jesus works on Sundays, Hop. Want a direct line, time to haul your biker ass to church. -- Kristen Ashley
  • With my wolf's hungerI haul my lamb's bodydown like a sailI am likethe wretched boatand the lascivious sea -- Giuseppe Ungaretti
  • Die Schaulustigen, denen es egal war, was sie begafften. Einen Unfall. Einen Amoklauf. Einen zu Tode gelangweilten Filmstar. -- Kai Meyer
  • Break your pitcher against a rock. We don't need any longer to haul pieces of the ocean around. -- Rumi
  • I feel that education needs an overhaul - courses are obsolete and grades are on the way out. -- Kent McCord
  • She was like a farmer who keeps horses in order to haul away the manure that they generate. -- Paula Marantz Cohen
  • If we're on long-haul flights I've been known to sleep on the floor so I hear the engine. -- Wayne Rooney
  • I determinedly weaved my way through the crowd, hauling my medical apparatus behind me like my little red wagon. -- Josh Lanyon
  • Outlines of dead logs I hauled away remained impressed on the damp earth, scarring the ground with their funereal shapes. -- Tash Aw
  • I watched a truck go up in flames. It was hauling cigarettes. It was the first tragedy I've ever smoked. -- Jarod Kintz
  • A long-running TV series is a beast in that it demands you stick to one character over a long haul. -- Grant Bowler
  • Strapped by tight credit and plummeting sales, businesses have overhauled the way they manage supply chains, inventory, production practices and staffing. -- Janet Yellen
  • Hauling me close, he kissed me just like I loved to be kissed. It was intense and wonderful, full of promise -- Emma Nichols
  • They fought like champions.For a minute.Just when it was getting interesting, both boys were hauled away their collars. A watchful parent. -- Markus Zusak
  • We have brought nothing into the world, so we cannot take anything out of it either.' There are no U-Hauls behind hearses. -- John Piper
  • Darling, even raindrops try to wipe my teardrops but your thoughts haul out more tears from my liquid eyes and then teardrops replace raindrops... -- Abhishek Rath
  • Mr. Tulip lived his life on that thin line most people occupy just before they haul off and hit someone repeatedly with a wrench. -- Terry Pratchett
  • A couple of days ago, I saw a rig big enough to haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here? You talk to me. -- Terry Hayes
  • Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor. -- Brock Yates
  • With all my imperfections on my head, I joined the crew, and we hauled out into the stream, and came to anchor for the night. -- Richard Henry Dana Jr.
  • By overhauling current rules and speeding the entry of competitors in the market, we encourage competition and provide our constituents with new choices and cheaper bills. -- Melissa Bean
  • I hauled myself over as if I were mounting a horse. Which I'd never actually done before.Needless to say, it was hardly a graceful affair. -- Alyxandra Harvey
  • At last I managed to haul it aboard. It was over three feet long. The bucket was useless. It would fit the dorado like a hat. -- Yann Martel
  • Dogs are dim creatures, do not speak to me of their good sense--have you ever heard of a team of tomcats hauling a sled across the frozen wastes? -- John Banville
  • You have to stop thinking about us or I won't be able to stop myself from throwing you over my shoulder and hauling your sexy ass upstairs to bed. -- Laura Wright
  • Dis love! Dat's just whut's got us uh pullin' and haulin' and sweatin' and doin' from can't see in de mornin' till can't see at night. Nanny to Janie -- Zora Neale Hurston
  • Anything we need to know, we can learn it from a book. Reading, careful study, a little practice, and we're throwing knives expertly, overhauling engines, speaking Esperanto like natives. -- Richard Bach
  • Roland grabbed Jake and hauled him to his feetYou came! Jake shoutedYou really came! I came, yes. By the grace of the gods and the courage of my friends, I came. -- Stephen King
  • The Duke [John Wayne] was a massive figure. He looked like a heavy piece of hauled lumber, and it didn't seem like any man could stand shoulder to shoulder with him. -- Bob Dylan
  • After decades of hauling telescopes around in the back of vans and going up to high altitude locations and so forth, I did finally build an observatory, here on Sonoma mountain. -- Timothy Ferriss
  • I feel like an inadequate machine, a machine that breaks down at crucial moments, grinds to a dreadful hault, 'won't go,' or, even worse, explodes in some innocent person's face. -- May Sarton
  • It's an established fact. Some women can't stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it. -- Rich Cohen
  • We've still got a long haul ahead of is and I don't want to damn her rift away with my first, second, and third impressions, as my character analyses are usually for shit. -- Megan McCafferty
  • Few know what year it is, or even that eighteen and a half centuries are supposed to have passed since a Jewish troublemaker was hauled away to the gallows for disturbing the peace -- Michel Faber
  • And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg CountyDown by the Green River where Paradise layWell, I'm sorry, my son, but you're too late in askingMister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away. -- John Denver
  • He despised his body for its boring hungers, reflex anger; its petty, obliterating rage. But now he'd become detached. He regarded his body with a tender regret. It was the thing his spirit had to haul. -- Louise Erdrich
  • She didn't dare to look up, but she could feel their frightened eyes hanging onto her as she hauled the words in and breathed them out. A voice played the notes inside her. This, it said, is your accordion. -- Markus Zusak
  • She takes another long haul, lets the smoke settle in her lungs-- she has heard somewhere that cigarettes are good for grief. One long drag and you forget how to cry. The body too busy dealing with the poison. -- Colum McCann
  • Who built the seven towers of Thebes?The books are filled with the names of kings.Was it kings who hauled the craggy blocks of stone?...In the evening when the Chinese wall was finishedWhere did the masons go?... -- Bertolt Brecht
  • Chase and I are in this for the long haul. I've stood before him and he's stood before me. And this is what it's all come down to: Chase Gartner is my future, my forever. And I, I am his. -- S.R. Grey
  • I ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not normal.Silence greeted that happy little announcement. Man, if he had hauled off and sucker-punched V, he would have gotten less of a shocked-out reaction. -- J.R. Ward
  • That was the damnedest thing about these demonic collaborator types. Even though they didn't work out and practice, they still got to run faster than we dedicated roadsters who actually sweated and strained for our ability to haul ass. Jerks. -- Jim Butcher
  • Whiskey grunted. By his count, he and Patrick had six days to go before he hauled the kid out by his ear on field work and let Fly Bait plan the destruction of all testosterone-based land mammals on general principal. -- Amy Lane
  • She shrugged. Everybody makes the same mistake. Fortune-telling doesn't reveal the future; it mirrors the present. It resonates against what your subconscious already knows and hauls it up out of the darkness so that you can get a good look at it. -- Charles de Lint
  • I could not take one more minute of trying to convince the people of Los Angeles that a workers' revolution and a complete overhaul of society was a tiny bit more exciting than getting a bit role in a Burger King commercial -- Susie Bright
  • As soon as I finished the first book, I wrote a second, which I hope to sell this year, and I have just about finished the third book in the series. Two more are already outlined. I'm in this for the long haul. -- Richard Helms
  • I blinked at the haulAre you planning to go to war? Sure you don't want to pack an assault riffle as well?He looked up from the bagYou have met yourself, right?So should I get a gun too?I'd fear the day. -- Kalayna Price
  • Bet it was some ride. Theo manfully swallowed the prickly lump in his throat. There was ajittering inside his chest that came as much from seeing his father break apart as from anxiety overMaddyI'll haul her in, Dad. You're going to wreck your arm -- Nora Roberts
  • I'm nothing but envious that you've been happily married for two years. Try hauling your cookies on a new blind date every Friday, only to have your, already extremely low, expectations dashed as you meet men who look like Quasimodo and have Homer Simpson's IQ. -- Jane Green
  • His face was bruised and one eye was swollen from fighting with the men. He looked dangerous and pissed off mad. So how come I want to grab him and haul him to bed? Clearing my throat I forced my attention back to my soup. -- Paige Weaver
  • I love to work. When I was a kid, I would invite my friends over to play, then I would take them over to a recycling plant and we would haul glass all day. They hated me for this, but I thought it was fun. -- James Marsters
  • Fuck, babe, Chocolate Eyes said, stepping forward. He grabbed her arm and hauled her to her feet off the tiled floorYou look like crap...worse, actually. He wiped her tears with the calloused pad of his thumbYou want to get out of this pisshole or not? -- Cindy Paterson
  • There is probably some great acting that goes on in movies from people who have never been on a stage, but if you are in for the long haul, you'd be missing an enormous part of what being an actor is if you're not part of theater. -- Justin Kirk
  • Having to haul around extra poundage was far too much effort, so he saw to it that he never put it on and he kept himself in trim, because doing things with decent muscles was far less effort than trying to achieve things with bags of flab. -- Terry Pratchett
  • And only the enlightened can recall their former lives; for the rest of us, the memories of past existences are but glints of light, twinges of longing, passing shadows, disturbingly familiar, that are gone before they can be grasped, like the passage of that silver bird on Dhaulagiri. -- Peter Matthiessen
  • Magnus, I say more gentlyListen. There's no point doing this. Don't marry me just to prove you're not a quitter. Because you will quit, sooner or later. Whatever your intentions are. It'll happen.Rubbish, he says fiercely.You will. You don't love me enough for the long haul. -- Sophie Kinsella
  • Maze: I'm alerting HQ. Stand by.*on the private comlink*Corr: How are you Omega? Can we help? We're really concerned that you're stranded on a shabla rock surrounded by an infinite number of natives who'll cut your gett'se off when they haul you screaming from the summit. -- Karen Traviss
  • Beatrice, she saysBeatrice, we have to run. She pulls my arm across her shoulders and hauls me to my feet. She is dressed like my mother and she looks like my mother, but she is holding a gun, and the determined look in her eyes is unfamiliar to me. -- Veronica Roth
  • Often he vanished for days down the spiral staircase into the engine-room to overhaul the weary machinery, leaving me with a curt note tacked to his then-favourite aspen, the Aspen Laura-Anne, a white-limbed thing with noisy leaves: 'A due-south drift, please, love, for a day or two, n'est-ce pas? -- Stanley Crawford
  • On a whim, he stopped and bought a watch from a sidewalk vendor. Normally, Billy could not abide keeping time, especially when it was attached to one's body. Time was like a relentlessly needy lapdog one had to haul around. It barked too much and had no sense of loyalty. -- Jim Carroll
  • It does seem really hard to get consumers to do the right thing. It is stupid that we use two tons of steel, glass, and plastic to haul our sorry selves to the shopping mall. It's stupid that we put water in plastic bottles in Fiji and ship it here. -- John Doerr
  • I always feel stupid giving advice since I've been married, what, a year? I can say this: Be in it for the long haul and just know there are going to be rough patches. No two people are the same, there are going to be areas where you just don't click. -- Nick Lachey
  • As you give to fund God's needs, are you forced to trust Him to provide for yours? That's what a growing faith is about. And over the long haul, it's not enough just to commit to a percentage. Growth means reviewing your giving goals and occasionally increasing the percentage you give. -- Andy Stanley
  • Apart from the pulling and hauling stands what I am, Stands amused, complacent, compassionating, idle, unitary, Looks down, is erect, or bends an arm on an impalpable certain rest, Looking with side-curved head curious what will come next, Both in and out of the game and watching and wondering at it. -- Walt Whitman
  • Livelihoods and whole communities throughout the Murray-Darling Basin have been imperilled by the workings of drought, fire, flood, acid mud and human action over many decades. In the rescues and the cleanups and the long hauls, I see the same attitude over and again. People just rally and get on with it. -- Quentin Bryce
  • It's my firm intention to whop cancer into submission and I truly believe I've given myself the best start possible by radically overhauling my diet and by staying true to my motto, which is: Don't worry, be happy, feel good. The first thing I did when I was diagnosed was to turn vegan. -- Larry Hagman
  • Oh God, please, I have to, please, just once more; I have to see her again. He marched onwards, his crippled leg dragging behind; his good leg hauling his exhausted body through the kind of pain he didn't think existed. He reached out, grasped clumps of hope with bloodied hands, and pulled himself onwards. -- Andrew Barrett
  • It meant something to climb, to haul this sack of bones and flesh all this way, and then look, then think, then be. She could have taken a flyer here any time when she'd been recovering, but she hadn't, even though Jase had suggested it. That was too easy. Being here wouldn't have meant anything. -- Iain M. Banks
  • Do you promise to help me pack up my apartment and get all my stuff? I have a lot of stuff. A lot. Shoes and purses and clothes and nail polish. I have way more purses than you brought and at least a gatrillion dresses. I can't live without them-''I promise to haul your shit around. -- Dakota Cassidy
  • Don't be sorry, he said, smirking slightlyI'd bet that's the first time in your life you've ever been impulsive. Don't apologize for it.Nah I said, waving my hand in dismissalI hauled off and punched a girl a few weeks ago when I caught her kissing my boyfriend. That was the most impulsive I've ever been. -- Monica Alexander
  • Blood trickled down his chin as he was hauled up onto his knees, the golden rope securing his arms behind him and his ankles together. Arthur looked up and saw the fizzing sparkling crown coming down. I'm Arthur Penhaligon, he thought desperately... The crown was wedged tightly upon his head- and Arthur fell silently screaming into darkness. -- Garth Nix
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