Hardware Store quotes:

Send

I have a very difficult time describing my music. Because I run into people in the hardware store and they go, 'Oh, you're a musician. So what kind of music do you play?' And I go, 'Uh, I've been doin' this for many years - I don't know what to call it.' -- Les Claypool
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. -- Kin Hubbard
When I was quite young, she was working in a hardware store, so I grew up knowing about hardware. -- Elizabeth Moon
I can't go to the hardware store, cut a sheet in half and staple it to the window anymore. It doesn't fly. -- James Badge Dale
In the 1950s in Columbia, South Carolina, it was considered OK for kids to play with weird things. We could go to the hardware store and buy 100 feet of dynamite fuse. -- Kary Mullis
I also taught myself how to blow glass using a propane torch from the hardware store and managed to make some elementary chemistry plumbing such as tees and small glass bulbs. -- Robert B. Laughlin
I think people should be proud of the work they do, whatever it is. I have this other arty side that loves creating homes. I can be happy going to the hardware store. -- Aida Turturro
I get double-takes at the hardware store. I've had people say, 'I didn't know you did this.' With a celebrity, if folks don't see you, they think all you do is stay in the house. -- Billy Williams
To jump-start our economy, we must leave cash in your hands - because if you've got money in your pocket, you'll spend it at the hardware store or the corner market, and that will drive job growth in our private sector. -- Tim Walz
Brushes are crucial for applying glazes, sauces, and oils. The pastry brushes that you find in homestores can be pricey so pay a visit to your local hardware store and pick up a few paint brushes which are less expensive and work equally as well. -- Bobby Flay
I went to a state school in Christchurch, New Zealand, and then straight on to the University of Canterbury. But I worked part-time all the way through high school: first with a paper round, then at a fast-food outlet, a video store and a hardware store. -- Eleanor Catton
My family originally lived in Brooklyn. Our first apartment was a little place above my father and uncle's hardware store in Coney Island. Now, don't get the impression that we were surrounded by merry-go-rounds, roller coasters and Ferris wheels. Nope, this was a little side street. -- Gilbert Gottfried
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. -- Steven Wright
H is for Hardware store: I'd rather go to the hardware store than the opera. And I like the opera. -- Marlene Dietrich
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again. -- Steven Wright
In New York in 1915 I bought at a hardware store a snow shovel on which I wrote in advance of the broken arm . -- Marcel Duchamp
George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint. -- David Letterman
I've never made the separation between, say, the museum and the hardware store. I mean, I enjoy both of them, and I want to combine the two. -- Andy Warhol

Send