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Happy wife, happy life. -- Paul Orfalea
A happy wife is a happy life. -- Gavin Rossdale
I would rather be a fairly happy wife and mother. -- Mary MacLane
I have money, fame, a happy wife, our daughter Nell. -- Robert M. Pirsig
Happy wife, happy life. I think every man learns that quick. Really quick. -- Chad Kroeger
I do not want to go to heaven; I want my children, forever children, and other children, stalwart adults, and a good happy wife, that is all I ask, but not paradise; earth is good enough for me: it is because I believe earth is heaven, Naden, that I can overcome all my troubles and face down my enemies. -- Christina Stead
I want my ex-wife and children to be happy. -- Scott Weiland
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for twenty year. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Yes, we three were so happy, my wife, my guitar and me! -- Big Bill Broonzy
A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. -- John Florio
My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket. -- Craig Finn
To be happy, a man must love his wife as she chooses to be loved. -- Honore de Balzac
I am happy! I'm leaving on a trip and my wife is staying in Bulgaria. -- Ivan Slavkov
A happy union with wife and child is like the music of lutes and harps. -- Confucius
If ever wife was happy in a man, compare with me, ye women if you can. -- Anne Bradstreet
In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape. -- Gerald Brenan
Happy is that family where both the husband and wife are mutual members of Christ's body -- William Gouge
I'm happy going home early and working out and just being a mother and being a wife. -- Kim Alexis
The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. 'Yes, dear.' And breathe. -- Denzel Washington
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. -- Red Skelton
Tonight I am going with my wife to a Democratic party, where we're going to...try to be happy. -- Joe Lieberman
To make a happy fireside clime To weans and wife, That's the true pathos and sublime Of human life. -- Robert Burns
I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want? -- Max Schmeling
Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it. -- Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft
My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren't for her, I'd be happy. -- Stephan Pastis
I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though. -- Les Dawson
A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed. -- M.F. Moonzajer
If you want to live a happy life, don't teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle. -- Junaid Jamshed
If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy. -- Chris Daughtry
I don't have a mortgage, I don't have a wife and I don't have kids, so I'm quite happy bumbling along. -- Rory McCann
He was doubtless an understanding Fellow that said, there was no happy Marriage but betwixt a blind Wife and a deaf Husband. -- Michel de Montaigne
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man." -- Eric Idle
I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man. -- Eric Idle
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife. -- Franz Schubert
How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day -- Thomas Flatman
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
Being a wife and a mother is very gratifying, but it's not a creative expression and that's something I need to be happy. -- Genie Francis
I am done with the hour-long [true crime] shows: "She was a happy married wife. Everything was perfect. Until the trip to Aruba." -- Billy Lawrence
We live in a flat; my wife would be happy if we had a house with stairs. Or a little cottage in the country. -- Fergus Henderson
How happy is the sailor's life, from coast to coast to roam; in every port he finds a wife, in every land a home. -- Isaac Bickerstaffe
Pittacus said, "Every one of you hath his particular plague, and my wife is mine; and he is very happy who hath this only". -- Plutarch
A woman in a single state may be happy and may be miserable; but most happy, most miserable, these are epithets belonging to a wife. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I'm very fortunate to have the support of the people around me, I feel happy because my wife helps me and people who are close. -- Novak Djokovic
I, Kotoko AiharaNow Kotoko Iriehave finally become Irie-kun's wife. And though this may seem like a happy ending, it is actually more of a happy beginning. -- Kaoru Tada
We had a happy marriage because we were together all the time. We were friends as well as husband and wife. We just had a good time. -- Julia Child
My wife is the boss at home, and my daughters are the bosses. I am just the worker. We are a very warm family and very happy. -- Jet Li
Winning is the only thing that makes me happy. Ask my wife. I don't get happy about anniversaries or birthdays. I don't care about that. Just winning. -- Jeff Kent
It is hard for me to believe that any husband and wife are really happy together. And to have thee say you are is an unspeakable comfort. -- Hannah Whitall Smith
I want to make my music and be a happy woman, a good wife, a good mom and one day hopefully have a child of my own. -- LeAnn Rimes
I'm happy in Madrid, my kids are happy and my wife is happy, so everything's good. If anyone knows about contracts they take a while to sort out. -- David Beckham
In the career of female fame, there are few prizes to tie obtained which can vie with the obscure state of a beloved wife or a happy mother. -- Jane Porter
If only I had a wife!" I used to think, "who could stay home and keep the children happy, why I could support six of them. A cinch. -- Brenda Ueland
I have a great wife and it's very easy to be romantic because it makes her happy and then my life is so much better when she's happy. -- Nicholas Sparks
I love my kids, I'm a proud father, a happy husband, and all of that. I live my life with my wife as a normal person, and that's that. -- Kevin Federline
I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt and it's all started over for me. -- John Hodgman
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. -- Lyndon B. Johnson
I have so much satisfaction in my life. I have a beautiful wife and the great stimulation of an interesting career. I'm the most happy fellow that I know. -- Brendan Fraser
I like it in Manchester. I thought it was going to be much colder, but it is not too bad. And my wife and son are happy here, too. -- Sergio Aguero
It's tough for those celebrity couples. It's really hard. My wife wasn't in the limelight, which made it easier... the key is to keep it happy, light, and fun. -- Joey Fatone
Once you've married, be strict but just with your wife, don't allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: "Don't forget that I made you happy. -- Anton Chekhov

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