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In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. -- Dawn French
Am I grumpy? I might be. But I think maybe sometimes it's misinterpreted. -- Harrison Ford
I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it. -- Ned Beatty
Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye... not very small ones, anyway. -- Dylan Moran
At the time of the Silver Jubilee, I was a grumpy anti-monarchist. I didn't celebrate and was appalled by the celebrations. In my idiocy, I missed out! I feel completely differently now compared with that time. -- Helen Mirren
Being a mother gives you an incredible feeling of empowerment, you think if I can go through such pain and that level of sleep and still operate and not be grumpy you can do anything. It can be quite scary, you can't function your brain, forget your vocabulary. -- Anna Friel
I have often noticed how primate groups in their entirety enter a similar mood. All of a sudden, all of them are playful, hopping around. Or all of them are grumpy. Or all of them are sleepy and settle down. In such cases, the mood contagion serves the function of synchronizing activities. -- Frans de Waal
You look at a herd of cattle and well, they all look the same... but they know. They all have an individual personality, and those personalities change from day to day. They can have their grumpy days and their happy days and their serene days. But it's unpredictable. You can't be off in outer space when you're dealing with animals. -- Chris Cooper
Grumpy is her favorite dwarf. -- Christina Dodd
I'm not romantic at all. I'm a moaner. I should be on Grumpy Old Men. I'm terrible. -- Bruno Tonioli
I'm horrible in the mornings. I'm grumpy. -- Hugh Grant
I just get grumpy with bad behaviour. -- Anton du Beke
A bad website is like a grumpy salesperson. -- Jakob Nielsen
You use and lose a lot of energy being grumpy. -- Ted Danson
It's true, I've become one of those grumpy older women. -- Penelope Wilton
If I'm grumpy I sure do enjoy writing The Walking Dead. -- Robert Kirkman
I can be a bit grumpy. Im full of angst, and hormones. -- Nicholas Hoult
I can be a bit grumpy. I'm full of angst, and hormones. -- Nicholas Hoult
I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face. -- Augusto Pinochet
Sometimes when you have bipolar you have days you are grumpy and not feeling yourself. -- Frank Bruno
There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. -- Rick Wakeman
I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall. -- Bruce McCulloch
People say that if you're still angry at 52, you're not an angry young man, just a grumpy old git. -- Paul Weller
The method of science, as stodgy and grumpy as it may seem, is far more important than the findings of science. -- Carl Sagan
I don't have a good attention span and can't spend long in record stores or video shops or games emporiums without getting grumpy. -- Beth Ditto
And people are intrigued if I really am as grumpy in real life. People feel a bit let down if I'm laughing or smiling. -- Jack Dee
Madonna is a feminist and has been doing more for the cause than all the grumpy feminists, who are giving nothing back by being grumpy. -- Christian Louboutin
I like to have everything smiley and happy for my husband. Men don't want to see a grumpy face at the end of a hard day. -- Nita Ambani
I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man, but nothing winds me up more than people saying, 'Chill out' to me when I'm irritated! -- Martin Freeman
Ramadan typically brings a spike in violence in Middle East. I get grumpy when I don't eat - but I don't blow things up. Religion of peace? -- Katie Hopkins
Discussing the possibilities of extraterrestrial life: I would love it even if they were short, sullen, grumpy and sexually obsessed. But there just isn't any good evidence. -- Carl Sagan
I don't describe myself as a sociable person now. I can be quite... you know... grumpy? Is that a word? I guess I can be a bit grumpy. -- Nick Frost
Younger people are generally more adventurous - they're more open, more fun - have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding. -- Madonna Ciccone
[Rejection] made me quit writing once. For six months. I started up again when my then seven-year-old son asked me to start writing again because I was too grumpy when I wasn't writing. -- Kirby Larson
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. -- Johnny Vegas
I've been blogging since February of 2001. When I started blogging, it was a dinosaur blog. It was me and a handful of tyrannosaurs. We'd be writing blog entries like, 'The tyrannosaurus is getting grumpy.' -- Neil Gaiman
I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards. -- Jenny Eclair
Maybe there's a perception of me as grumpy old bugger who suffers from depression. It's a total misconception. I don't think of myself as any grumpier than the next person. I'm not even grumpy first thing in the morning. -- Paul Merton
I've had a fair amount of experience with snakes, and I find them to be pretty honest in terms of how you read their body language and emotions. They'll tell you when they're grumpy. They'll tell you when they're okay. -- Dominic Monaghan
Too much openness and you accept every notion, idea, and hypothesis-which is tantamount to knowing nothing. Too much skepticism-especially rejection of new ideas before they are adequately tested-and you're not only unpleasantly grumpy, but also closed to the advance of science. A judicious mix is what we need. -- Carl Sagan
Normally, in anything I do, I'm fairly miserable. I do it, and I get grumpy because there is a huge, vast gulf, this aching disparity, between the platonic ideal of the project that was living in my head, and the small, sad, wizened, shaking, squeaking thing that I actually produce. -- Neil Gaiman
By the way, six A.M.? Not a real great time for me; you know, I'm a comic. I get off work at two. Six A.M., I'm a little grumpy. Six A.M., I'm a little P.O.ed. Six A.M., I'm like a vampire with a paper route. -- Christopher Titus
Since the 1980s, I've been known more for my TV work, I used to host 'Live at Jongleurs' and of course 'Grumpy Old Men,' and so it's really all come from there. It's been a funny career really, there are people that know me now as a TV person, a comedian, an interviewer - I've had people genuinely gobsmacked to find out I am a musician. -- Rick Wakeman
I get pretty grumpy about TV. -- Ian Mckellen
The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine. -- Judy Horacek
I'm a grumpy old man. The older I get the more anti-social I get. -- Sean Price
Im probably the oldest 38-year-old I know - sort of a grumpy old man -- Anderson Cooper
Don't talk to me. I'm tired and grumpy and I'll probably make fun of you. -- Ann Brashares
My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around. -- Jonathan Tucker
You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face. -- Jimmy Carr
I don't want to sound like some grumpy old man telling you to get off my lawn. -- Michael Wilbon
Don't become a grumpy old dater! Life ids for living, laughing and loving!Stop searching, start finding! -- Siggy Buckley
don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male -- Keisha Keenleyside
Hopefully I'm not a grumpy old guy sitting in the corner, yelling at people and demanding things. -- George W. Bush
Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life. -- Jon Katz
Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life." -- Jon Katz
Don't ask me any questions right now. I'm grumpy and I'll probablly make fun of you. -Effie Kaligaris -- Ann Brashares
I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn. -- Chuck Eddy
I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding. -- Madonna Ciccone
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing. -- Dylan Moran
I am not always happy. I am happy in front of the press. I can be extremely grumpy, ask my husband. -- Meryl Streep
I'm not always a positive person. I wake up grumpy, I read the newspaper and I get furious that the world is still at war. -- Jason Mraz
If you're feeling frumpy or grumpy, try to eat Paleo. It's a way of eating that is sometimes referred to as the 'Caveman Diet.' -- Chelan Simmons
I get grumpy about the innate conservatism of our tastes; I love bold theatre, and I get annoyed when a heritage piece is really successful. -- Romola Garai
Feeling a little grumpy, Melvin decided he would no longer take a bath ever again. Therefore, with that in mind, he marched off into the woods. -- Cindy Fisk
Normally, I'm a grumpy old man - whenever I read about celebrity, I start to grind my teeth and pull my hair; it seems synonymous with idiocy. -- Mal Peet
Most people probably assume that Hristo is a grumpy, stubborn guy... That can't be further from the truth. He's a cheerful, candid person that never holds a grudge. -- Michael Laudrup
I grew up on a dirt road in Maine, and pretty much everybody on that dirt road was related to me, and they were old. And so grumpy. -- Elizabeth Strout
I love food. I'm a complete foodie. I love to cook. I find it very hard to say no to food. I get grumpy if I don't get food. -- Stephen Hunter
If you just read Leviticus on the surface, you may think it's just a bunch of grumpy irrelevant rules; but, it's actually the way God gave his people access to himself. -- Jennifer Rothschild
The brain's preferred source of fuel is glucose/carbohydrates. And when you go on a low-carb/high-protein diet, your brain is using low-octane fuel. You'll be a little groggy, a little grumpy. -- Jack LaLanne
Airport security is a particular bugbear. At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old man, while I can see that averting terrorism is manifestly important, the measures taken seem, simultaneously, absurd. -- James Purefoy
It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it. -- Grumpy Cat
I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy. -- Grumpy Cat

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