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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Buttons
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. -- Rita Rudner
I've never found kicks to the groin particularly funny, although recent work in the genre of the buddy movie suggests audience research must prove me wrong. -- Roger Ebert
A thing I do with all my characters is I break them down into one of three things: mind, heart, and groin. I figure out where they come from and what they utilize most. -- Jack Falahee
I had a very bad torn groin, my abdomen right through my legs. I was finding it really hard to get in the ring and run around and function at a decent rate. Then they had the idea that it might be better to do a retirement thing. -- Owen Hart
I came back from my ACL injury and won MVP. So, what's a groin? What's an adductor? That's how I look at things. I feel like if you just continue to take care of your body, working out, making sure you're in shape and you stay on top of your game, you can play as long as you want. -- Adrian Peterson
Everybody underestimates the kick to the groin. -- Bas Rutten
If you want to hit a man in the chest, aim for his groin. -- Bat Masterson
You can't hit my team in the groin and expect me to smile about it. -- Spiro T. Agnew
Guitar is for the head, drums are for the chest, but bass gets you in the groin -- Suzi Quatro
I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine... -- Rita Rudner
Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner! -- Red Buttons
I guess since the groin is the center of a guy's world, he rarely guesses it isn't the center of yours. -- Lilith Saintcrow
This whole moment is the groin Of a borborygmic giant who even now Is rolling over on us in his sleep. -- John Ashbery
I don't know what he has. A pulled groin. A hip flexor. I don't know. A pulled something. I never pulled anything. You can't pull fat. -- Bruce Coslet
It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile, which make sense because yesterday I frowned so much I ended up pulling my groin muscle. -- Jarod Kintz
I have a strong hips and groin. It's the leg speed, the way I approach the ball. My first step is not very hard, but my second is explosive. -- Sebastian Janikowski
I am happy to be a regional writer. My region is the American West, old Mexico, West Virginia, New York, Europe, Australia, the human heart, and the male groin. -- Edward Abbey
Guilt is always a good thing. If I kick you in the groin right now and don't feel guilty about it there's something wrong with me. Something's wrong with my conscience. -- Lino Rulli
Humankind is innocent, loving, and creative, you dig? It's the bureaucracies that create the evil, that make Honor and Community impossible, and it's the kids who really take it in the groin. -- Paul Goodman
CPR dummy looked like him and had clearly been stabbed. Repeatedly. In the groin. He thought she might have used the dummy for target practice, and tried not to be offended. Key word: tried. -- Gena Showalter
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