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There are purple grapes in the Land of Git-Thare. -- Sam Walter Foss
Git an eyeful of cesspool alley the land of opportunity. -- John Dos Passos
Git'er DoneThey beat their swords upon their shieldsTo no beast or man would they yield -- Muse
Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook. Dane Cook had that super finger. So I just caught on early on. I ran with "Fluffy." -- Gabriel Iglesias
I'm the git in the family. -- Clive Owen
People say that if you're still angry at 52, you're not an angry young man, just a grumpy old git. -- Paul Weller
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git. -- Alexei Sayle
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git. -- Alexei Sayle
Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do everything to git attention we do, except walk? -- Alice Walker
I'm an old git now, so I would say this, but television was better when there were less channels. There was more concentration and selection in terms of the output. -- Ross Kemp
If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.' -- Alexei Sayle
In '77 there was no Internet, there was no Twitter or Facebook, and I think that, without being some old git who hates anything new, people's attention spans are too short. Back then you had 'Top Of The Pops' and 'Melody Maker,' and you had to make the effort to go to a show so that you absorbed the culture of music. -- Steve Jones
I think probably one of the coolest things was when I went to play basketball at Rucker Park in Harlem. First of all, who would think that Larry the Cable Guy would go to Harlem to play basketball? And I was received like a rock star. It was amazing! There were people everywhere. There were guys walking by yelling, 'Git 'r done!' -- Larry the Cable Guy
Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired. -- Joel Chandler Harris
But civlyzation doos git forrid Sometimes upon a powder-cart. -- James Russell Lowell
Licker talks mighty loud w'en it git loose fum de jug. -- Joel Chandler Harris
He has always been a slippery little git! (on Joe Cole) -- Rio Ferdinand
Blair is regarded by most people in Britain as a smarmy git. -- Paddy Ashdown
You've gut to git up airly Ef you want to take in God. -- James Russell Lowell
You'se something tuh make uh man forgit to git old and forgit tuh die. -- Zora Neale Hurston
When folks git ole en strucken wid de palsy, dey mus' speck ter be laff'd at. -- Joel Chandler Harris
(About the movies:) Well, I git enough of sorrow. I like to git away from it. -- John Steinbeck
Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin. -- Mark Twain
I learned from the git-go in the joint to get in touch with the soft, nurturing side of myself, the feminine side. -- Wesley Strick
I link dar's many a slaveholder'll git to Heaven. Dey don't know no better. Dey acts up to de light dey hab. -- Harriet Tubman
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git. -- Alexei Sayle
You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble. -- Alice Walker
Not but wut abstract war is horrid, I sign to thet with all my heart, But civilysation doos git forrid Sometimes, upon a powder-cart. -- James Russell Lowell
Speaks well of a man to need a little something in this world. I wouldn't trust a man who could git through it cold sober. -- Harry Crews
I liked the idea of writing a song saying I'm happy with who I am, and I don't mind if people think I'm some old git. -- Marc Almond
Sekts and creeds ov religion, are like pocket compesses, good enuff tu pinte out the direction, but the nearer the pole yu git thewuss tha wurk. -- Josh Billings
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn... -- Jeff Foxworthy
Falling in love with Renee was not the kind of thing you walk away from in one piece. I had no chance. She put a hitch in my git-a-long. -- Rob Sheffield
The TV licence people just can't believe we don't have a television. I'm a bolshie git. I shout at them things like, 'I don't need TV, I'm an intellectual.' -- Julian Cope
All the kids made their own git-tars. Made mine out of a box and bit of stick for a neck. Couldn't do much with it, but that's how you learn. -- Muddy Waters
The lion and the lamb may, possibly, sumtime lay down in this world together for a fu minnits, but when the lion kums tew git up, the lamb will be missing. -- Josh Billings
I don't understand why some kids git a good school and mother and father and some don't. But Rita say forgit the WHY ME shit and git on to what's next. -- Sapphire
White folks needs what black folks got just as much as black folks needs what white folks got, and we's all got to stay here mongst each other and git along, that's what. -- Margaret Walker
I've got no interest in going over to California to fight that boring git, in a fight that no one's interested in, and that's the reason why he's trying to pimp himself out everywhere. -- Carl Froch
You gwyne to have considerable trouble in yo' life, en considerable joy. Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin. -- Mark Twain
You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments." "Yeah," said Harry, "but you, unlike me, are a git. -- J. K. Rowling

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