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With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions. -- Pete Rose
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. -- Yogi Berra
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. -- Will Rogers
The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers. -- Earl Weaver
Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman. -- Tommy Lasorda
I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture. -- Bob Uecker
Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways. -- Richard M. Nixon
When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida. -- Johnny Pesky
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? -- Jim Bouton
Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal. -- George Will
Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice hotels instead of barracks. -- Bill Lee
On the appearance of Clayton Moore at a Blue Jays home game - It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and Toronto in the same night. -- Bobby Bragan
You have only two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds. -- Bill Lee
When you say you're a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you're a cardinal, they tell you to work hard because the next step is pope. But when you say you're a Dodger, everybody knows you're in the Major Leagues. -- Tommy Lasorda
If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball. -- Sam Rutigliano
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. -- Billy Mays
You always dream about being on a baseball card. It's kind of funny when you finally see it. -- Alex Rodriguez
Baseball has a funny way to tap you on the shoulder when you least expect it and tells you it's the end. -- Alex Rodriguez

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