Billy Mays quotes:

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

Hi, Billy Mays here for...

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

It's important for me to sell a product that works.

I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

Long live your laundry!

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

I've done well for myself.

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine

I love beautiful wood.

The infomercial business has been good to me.

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

Life's a pitch, and then you buy