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I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip. -- Billy Bob Thornton
You can be famous for a lot of things. You can be a Nobel-prize winner. You can be the fattest guy in the world. -- Evel Knievel
Envy, like the worm, never runs but to the fairest fruit; like a cunning bloodhound, it singles out the fattest deer in the flock. -- Francis Beaumont
We know this much about how Barack Obama plans to govern: He will deploy the fattest checkbook ever at the disposal of an incoming American president. -- Nina Easton
When you go to the grocery store, you find that the cheapest calories are the ones that are going to make you the fattest - the added sugars and fats in processed foods. -- Michael Pollan
The moment I said I'd finished a book, I knew what would happen. There would be a bidding war, and I would end up with someone who'd got the fattest wallet, who had bought it because I'd written Harry Potter. That would have been why. -- J. K. Rowling
Sexuality, desirability has nothing to do with body type. It has to do with how you feel from within. I was at my fattest best in 'The Dirty Picture,' and I was called the most desirable. So there you go. I am quite well-endowed, so I have no complaints. -- Vidya Balan
Most subject is the fattest soil to weeds. -- William Shakespeare
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? -- Steven Wright
Never be a pioneer. It's the early Christian that gets the fattest lion. -- Hector Hugh Munro
The seventies were my fattest decade. Overall I think the seventies were distinctly bulbous. People looked chunky, typefaces were rounded, writing implements penile. -- Will Self
Tell me that I got the fattest pussy in the whole world & if I let him eat it I can be his old girl -- Nicki Minaj
A big girl once came up to me after a show and said "I think you're fatist." I said "No, no. I think you're fattest." -- Jimmy Carr
Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest man in the world? Bob Hughes, the fattest man in the world... 1400 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, the man has let himself go. -- Jerry Seinfeld
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