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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? -- Phyllis Diller
Liu Fang is a truly gifted, world-famous player of the pipa and the guzheng, classical Chinese stringed instruments. -- Guy Gavriel Kay
I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another. -- Nancy Mitford
I choose you, Max. -Fang -- James Patterson
What are you, Zen Master Fang? -- Charlaine Harris
Does Fang have an off switch? Talon asked Vane. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Yes!" said Fang, punching the air. "Freaks rule. -- James Patterson
Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it." -Fang -- James Patterson
What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max -- James Patterson
What happened to your hair, tiger? (Fang) It fell off. (Wren) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned. -- James Patterson
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. -- Phyllis Diller
Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang -- James Patterson
Sometimes he seems like a droid--or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2. -- James Patterson
Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much! -- James Patterson
White Fang knew the law well: to oppress the weak and obey the strong. -- Jack London
Joy, oh joy. He'd rather have his entrails pulled out through his nostrils.' (Fang) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again. -- James Patterson
Fang, I think you better stop or Talon might turn you into a wolf kabob. (Vane) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Later," Fang said to Ella and Dr. Martinez in that gushy, hyperemotional, overdramatic way he has. -- James Patterson
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. -- Phyllis Diller
What do you want exactly? (Fang) An end to the mistreatment of small, fluffy dust bunnies. (Thorn) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed. -- Phyllis Diller
When are you going to trust me Max?" asked Fang. "When I go completely bonkers," I laughed. -- James Patterson
This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad. -- James Patterson
What are you doing here?! (Aimee) Come to inadvertently insult you some more apparently. Who knew? (Fang) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Forgotten history. You, however, are my present. (Varyk) Oh, goody. Do I have to wear a bow? (Fang) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fang! Angel?" i yelled, not even trying for stealth. i was storming the castle, not stealing the jewels. -- James Patterson
We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him."So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back. -- James Patterson
The hour of noon has passed,' said Judge Fang. 'Let us go and get some Kentucky Fried Chicken. -- Neal Stephenson
Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. -- Phyllis Diller
Fang. I had to do some thinking about him. Me. I had some thinking to do about me too. -- James Patterson
So Fnick, can I change channel?" Iggy asked. "There's a game on." "Make yourself at home, Figgy." Fang said. -- James Patterson
You both sicken me. (Markus) It's what I live for"Father. Your eternal disgust succors me like mother's milk. (Fang) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Are you fangalicious? -Jess, a random blogger I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.-Fang -- James Patterson
I love you Max,"Fang said..."God, Max I love you so much." I know. I thought. I've always known -- James Patterson
I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed." -- Phyllis Diller
You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're...freaking...ballet...dancers. -- James Patterson
Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom) -- James Patterson
You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work. -- James Patterson
It's okay, Ig." said Fang. "Just give it your best shot." Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me. -- James Patterson
Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards. -- Phyllis Diller
Fang: When do I get out of here? Max: They say a week. Fang: So, like, tomorrow? Max: That's what I'm thinking. -- James Patterson
Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days. -- Phyllis Diller
Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, esspecially hysterically. -- James Patterson
You I expected better of." He turned his swirling sliver gaze from Sam to Dev and Fang. "You two not so much." -Acheron -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
If Fang is in any way harmed while I'm gone-if he gets a hangnail-you won't see another morning. Are we clear on that? -- James Patterson
I accept you as you are, and I will always hold you close in my heart. I will walk beside you forever. (Fang) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. -- Phyllis Diller
We'll be back!" he snarled. It was really Ari's voice. Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to," said Fang -- James Patterson
I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us. -- James Patterson
Jeb climbed the ladder Fang had just lowered and I indulged in a moments fantasy about someone slamming the trapdoor on his head."-max -- James Patterson
Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum? -- James Patterson
When I wanted information, it was silent; when I didn't want to hear from it, it got chatty. It was alost as irritating as Fang. -- James Patterson
Here you're just a person"one with a life force that can feed us all. (Misery) Baby, I'm not worth the indigestion. Trust me. (Fang) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped. -- Phyllis Diller
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. -- Phyllis Diller
choose now," he spat, his eyes practically shooing sparks. "me or him." gosh,Fang, you romantic fool," i said sarcastically."howw incredibly sexist pig of you. -- James Patterson
Because if I don't, Fang will die. (Aimee) Are you high? (Dev) No. (Aimee) C'mon, Aim, admit it. Heavy amounts of drugs are involved here. (Dev) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death scenes. This probably didn't qualify. -- James Patterson
What's this? (Fang) One for all and all for fun, my friend. You didn't think I'd let you fight demons all on your own, did you? (Thorn) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fang? Are you- like Max?" asked Dr. Martinez. "Nope,"he said, sounding bored. "I'm the smart one." I resisted the urge to kick him in the shin. -- James Patterson
Oh, gods, you're mated! I really hope it's to Aimee. (Bride) Thankfully so. Otherwise I'd have had to kill me some ho and then beat Fang senseless. (Aimee) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
So who was she? (Vane) Why do you assume it was a female? (Fang) Didn't know you were fond of men. I'll file that under my special Fang folder. (Vane) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
So you have you price," I said with a mouthful of crumbs. "Your soul for a cookie." Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and then shot me the bird. -- James Patterson
He gives my hand a tight squeeze, but that desperation, that urgency between us is gone. No insecurities. Max and Fang. Fang and Max. No longer a question. We just are. -- James Patterson
In my day we let the wolfswans incapable of birthing our young die. (Markus) Then it's a good thing we're in the twenty-first century and not the Dark Ages, isn't it? (Fang) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Gazzy, man, jeezum!" Fang exclaimed. "What the heck have you been eating for God's sake?" That was a smoke bomb!" Gazzy defended himself. "Not even i could fill this whole flippin' house! -- James Patterson
Actually, I'd already briefed him, early this morning. Since we were up at six. Since, at six, the nurse had been overcome with the overwhelming compulsion to take Fang's temperature right then. -- James Patterson
You hurt any of us or those we love again and so help me, I won't stop until I've pulled you into so many pieces, you'll think you've been through a grinder. (Fang) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing) -- James Patterson
Then, Holden, the little Fang gang kid, came out of nowhere with an apparent death wish. He raced directly toward the maniac with the gun shrieking something that sounded like " I am Starfishhh! -- James Patterson
We will destroy you," the Flyboys droned. "You have no escape." That was the most imaginative, threatening thing the whitecoats had programmed these 'droids to say? "Talk about lame," Fang muttered. -- James Patterson
Fang felt a cold jolt, then dismissed it. Max wasn't dead. He would know, somehow. He would have felt it. The world still felt the same to him; therefore, Max was still in it. -- James Patterson
I can tell we're going to get along like Batman and the Joker. (Fang) Just remember one thing, world. I'm the best friend you'll ever have or the last enemy you'll ever make. (Thorn) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
We went back to the weird Institute building. At night there was a lot more activity. Erasers coming in non-stop. Nice cars, nice clothes, nice smug faces (that I wanted to smash!). -Fang's Blog -- James Patterson
Sometimes I look at it [Valley of Violence] and go, "How did we do that?" But it's a credit to Ethan [Hawke], he had done White Fang, so Ethan is like, "Oh God, that's right." -- Ti West
A what? (Fang) Badass demon with a superiority complex who picks his teeth with bones of infants. Let's just keep it simple and say he's a demon I want out of the human realm. ASAP. (Thorn) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fang looked at the newest bird kid. Dylan was an inch or two taller than he was, and somewhat heavier built, though he still had the long, lean look of a human-avian hybrid-you couldn't make bricks fly. -- James Patterson
I couldn't leave Total behind." "Total?" Iggy asked. "That's what his card said," Angel explained. "Totally a mutant dog who will probably turn on us and kill us in our sleep," Fang said. -- James Patterson
Ewwww-eee-wwww. Hey Ash, you vant to suck my blud? (Fang) No, thanks. The last thing I want is to catch parvo from you, or some other freaky dog disease that makes me lift my leg around hydrants. (Acheron) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
The house was on fire," i greeted them tersely. "In case you're interested." they both glanced up overhead as if to make sure the house was still standing. Fang sniffed, smelling the smoke. It's out, right?" he said -- James Patterson
De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor had come in. Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. One side of Fang's mouth quirked. -- James Patterson
Here's what I was thinking about:1.Who the new threat was 2.The air show in Mexico City 3.How to get Total to quit milking his injury, because enough was enough 4. My mom and Half sister Ella 5.Fang 6.Fang 7.Fang -- James Patterson
Not saving you from this storm, mutant," he said. "Saving you for your later fate, we are." His voice was weirdly inflected and metallic, like an automated answering machine. "Oh, good. Yoda captured us," Fang whispered. -- James Patterson
Only one thing mattered: this was not a Horcrux. Dumbledore had weakened himself by drinking that horrible potion for nothing. Harry crumpled the parchment in his hand and his eyes burned with tears as behind him Fang began to howl. -- J. K. Rowling
I'm not comfortable in this stadium," I explained, trying to look calm. "I know. And you hate Fang looking at those girls. But we're still having fun, and Fang still loves you, and you'll still save the world. Okay? -- James Patterson
Fang snorted in disbelief. "On one hand, we have a mythical nice family that wants to adopt me. On the other, we have a gang of insane scientists desperate to do genetic experiments on innocent children. Guess which hand I get dealt? -- James Patterson
I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out." Fang and I brushed past Mr. God and walked quickly but smoothly to the exit. It was barely noon, and I'd already made a huge enemy. Dang, I'm good. -- James Patterson
Fang," I said, my voice breaking. "Just live, okay? Live and be okay." With no warning, I leaned down and kissed his mouth, just like that. "Ow," he said, touching his split lip, then he and I stared at each other in shock. -- James Patterson
So you're telling me that right now I'm responsible for Acheron's beloved pet and the favorite sister of the Fates? (Zarek) Tell Fang-boy I'm not a pet. If he doesn't take a nicer tone to me, he's going to be really sorry. (Simi) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I love Wren and he knows it." "Yeah, but he seems like he wouldn't welcome it." "Sometimes he doesn't. But it's like Cherise says, the hardest ones to love are always the ones who need it most." (Aimee to Fang) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fang laughed as he shoved Vane away 'Man, quit hugging on me. You are a perv." Vane punched him in the arm. "You're such an a**hole," Trace gasped. "Daddy said a bad word!" Fang said "You tell him pup. Keep your daddy straight. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?" Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those of us who fought them, yeah, we know. How you think they keep kicking our asses?" "Cause you're pansies. Everyone knows that. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
And you plan to do this alone? You think a lot of yourself, don't you animal? (Stone) Oh, punk, please. Believe me, when dealing with wusses like you who have to gang up on a kid to feel powerful, I don't need any help. (Fang) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Gazzy: "What does that mean?" (points to metal plaque warning to stay off the third rail that said Stay off the third rail!) Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn. -- James Patterson
I'm gonna barf," I whispered to Fang,wiping my sweaty hands on my jeans. You'll be fine," he whipered back. "You always are. I'm gonna die," I moaned. You can't die," he said a hint of a smile in his voice."You're the indesructible Max. -- James Patterson
Well", Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. "I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to clean up after themselves when you kill them" He held his hands up to them. "Look Ma, no mess." "Does Fang have an off switch?" Talon asked Vane. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I see time away hasn't made you any more charming. (Fang) Oh, I can be charming. I just choose not to. People start to think you like them, then when you stab them in the back, they take it so personally. Really pisses me off. (Thorn) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
What are they teaching these thugs?-Why are there so many of them?-What is the Institute for Higher Aeronautics?-How many of the are there? There are only six of us! Why?-Why is DC public transportation so weird?-Why don't we mug those Eraser goons for money more often?-Fang's Blog -- James Patterson
There is poison in the fang of the serpent, in the mouth of the fly and in the sting of a scorpion; but the wicked man is saturated with it. -- Chanakya
I read some, and then visited with people involved in this curious, exciting and somewhat misunderstood sub-culture. I met with a fang maker, who offered to fit me for an exquisite pair. -- James Patterson
fang will be the first to die -- James Patterson
So that makes him, like, your fang granddaddy. -- Jeaniene Frost
The wolf attacks with his fang, the bull with his horn. -- Horace
Wouldn't that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos. -- Jeaniene Frost
the next morning, fang and i broke up. now let me get this strait, i broke up with him. a split second after he broke up with me. -- James Patterson
When beholding the tranquil beauty and brilliancy of the ocean's skin, one forgets the tiger heart that pants beneath it; and would not willingly remember that this velvet paw but conceals a remorseless fang. -- Herman Melville

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