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Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. -- Andrew Smith
On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired. -- Andrew Young
We are only tenants, and shortly the great Landlord will give us notice that our lease has expired. -- Joseph Jefferson
Copyrights have not expired, and will not expire, so long as Congress is free to be bought to extend them again. -- Lawrence Lessig
I traveled nonstop in 2009, so when my son popped out and my passport expired for a while, I felt more than happy just to be at home here in Canada. -- Emm Gryner
My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours. -- Busy Philipps
Some of the most famous books are the least worth reading. Their fame was due to their having done something that needed to be doing in their day. The work is done and the virtue of the book has expired. -- Moliere
The perfect fit for L.A. would be the St. Louis Rams. I really believe that. I know their stadium deal is about expired, or it is expired. They're working through that. I think it would be the old Los Angeles Rams in town. -- Eric Dickerson
You always hear the phrase, money doesn't buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But it's not really true. I got a new car because the old one's lease expired. -- Sergey Brin
When I graduated high school, nearly a half-million people subscribed to 'Popular Electronics' magazine. Soldering up some radio or hi-fi amplifier on the basement workbench was not just a personal passion - a lot of young people were doing the same. The magazine expired in 1999 for lack of interest. -- Seth Shostak
Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks. -- Chuck Palahniuk
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall. -- Jeff Foxworthy
Sleeping beauty awoke at the kiss of a scientist and expired at the fatal puncture of his syringe. -- Ray Bradbury
We are but tenants and shortly the great landlord will give us notice that our lease has expired. -- Joseph Jefferson
I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license. -- Rich Fulcher
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. -- Milton Berle
Fellini, Kurosawa, and Bunuel move in the same field as Tarkovsky. Antonioni was on his way, but expired, suffocated by his own tediousness. -- Ingmar Bergman
I tasted too what was called the sweet of revenge - but it was transient, it expired even with the object, that provoked it. -- Ann Radcliffe
Dedication is loyalty to a cause, even when hope has long expired for a successful outcome. It is an unstoppable determination to win regardless of the odds. -- Wes Fesler
Like living creatures, automobiles expired when their environment became saturated with their own excreta. We ourselves are living creatures. We don't want the same to happen to us. -- John Brunner
In English the expression 'ancient Greece' includes the meaning of 'finished,' whereas for us Greece goes on living, for better or for worse; it is in life, has not expired yet. -- Budd Schulberg
I spent all of my money on film. I remember I would do these set-design jobs or transcribe or just anything to get, like, a $100 check and go immediately to Adorama and buy expired film. -- Ryan McGinley

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