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Exes should never, never go out with or marry other people but should remain celibate to the end of their days in order to provide you with a mental fallback position. -- Helen Fielding
It's weird to make new friends, but we're three seasons in with 'The Exes,' and now it feels a lot like 'Scrubs,' where I'm very lucky because I get to work people like Wayne Knight, who I really like. -- Donald Faison
There are only two kinds of managers. Winning managers and ex-managers. -- Gil Hodges
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. -- Shelley Winters
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. -- Mae West
You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. -- George Foreman
It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes. -- Taylor Swift
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. -- Bruce Lansky
Peace is a fulltime job. It's protecting civilians, overseeing elections, and disarming ex-combatants. Peace, like war, must be waged. -- George Clooney
One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie. -- Cybill Shepherd
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him. -- Emo Philips
In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision than there's available... in America right now. -- Merle Haggard
Divorce is war and unfortunately, some parents live in constant entanglements with their ex-spouses and they shift aside the issues that post-divorce can leave on the shoulders of their children. -- Diane Greene
I don't like any kind of negativity. I try to be good to everyone, whether it's a love, a friend, an ex. I'll always try to treat people the way I want to be treated. -- Nina Dobrev
First you have nothing, and then, astonishingly, after ripping out your brain and your heart and betraying your friends and ex-lovers and dreaming like a zombie over the page till you can't see or hear or smell or taste, you have something. -- T.C. Boyle
While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first time. It sounded like 'All lub boo,' but I didn't care. To reciprocate, I showed her what an ex-Marine looks like when he cries. -- Jim Beaver
I am divorced, and one of the things I am tremendously grateful for is that my ex-husband and I made a decision to go through mediation. I knew a trial would drag on for years, would cost me everything, but worse, would be devastating for our four small children. -- Jane Green
What is true about (ex-Iraq Survey Group head) David Kay's evidence, and this is something I have to accept, and is one of the reasons why I think we now need a new inquiry - it is true David Kay is saying we have not found large stockpiles of actual weapons. -- Tony Blair
I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands. -- Cher
Never be friends with your exes if you weren't friends with them before. -- Ed Sheeran
Here's one thing I can't understand: people who are friends with their exes. -- Timothy Hutton
I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign. -- Al Jourgensen
If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works. -- Taylor Swift
I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks. -- John Mayer
I'm not on good terms with any of my exes. That's why we're not together anymore. We're not friends. -- Adele
Oh, boy. I'm still in touch with about 90 percent of my exes. They would describe me as being unlucky in love. -- Nathan Fillion
It's a normal thing for people to do, going on Facebook and seeing pictures of their exes with their new significant others. -- Allison Williams
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? -- Bill Maher
Don't paint a nasty picture of your exes. We'll justifiably wonder what made you stay in those heinous situations in the first place. -- Liz Vassey
I get on with all my exes, so there's nothing I need to forget about. I don't know - life is shorter than it seems. -- Agyness Deyn
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. -- Kathryn Prescott
I'm friends with [exes] and they hear the songs. I can honestly say I don't have any exes I hate. They're artists in some fashion so they understand. -- Jhene Aiko
I am not one of those people who string their exes along. Instead, I run and hide: under the covers, behind my computer screen, on opposite coasts of the country. -- Jami Attenberg
When you're surrounded by friends and exes, there's a whole lot of stuff that starts crawling out. But however serious and traumatic those experiences may be to the participant, to the onlooker they're hilarious. -- Steven Moffat
I have exes Im friends with and exes Im not friends with. It depends on what you decide together. I do think that sometimes trying to maintain that bond can be healthier than walking away. -- Tyler Blackburn
I have exes I'm friends with and exes I'm not friends with. It depends on what you decide together. I do think that sometimes trying to maintain that bond can be healthier than walking away. -- Tyler Blackburn

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