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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. -- Mitch Hedberg
Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. -- Mitch Hedberg
The best escalator to opportunity in America is education. -- Nicholas Kristof
It was like stepping on to an escalator; I could do anything. I was just made for science. -- Cynthia Kenyon
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. -- Steven Wright
I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. -- Mohamed Al-Fayed
I always walk up the escalator on the Tube, and I live in a house with a lot of stairs, and that's good exercise, but you need more than that. -- Ian Mckellen
Now, wages in the automobile industry are made up of two components, what we call base rates and the cost of living factor which is fed in by the operation of the escalator. -- Leonard Woodcock
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I always observe the people who pass by when I ride an escalator. I'll never see most of them again, so I imagine a lot of things about their lives... about the day ahead of them. -- Hideo Kojima
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. -- Demetri Martin
The problem with revenge is that it never evens the score. It ties both the injured and the injurer to an escalator of pain. Both are stuck on the escalator as long as parity is demanded, and the escalator never stops. -- Lewis B. Smedes
When I was a kid, while touring East Berlin - back when there was an East Berlin - I got my left foot stuck in an escalator in Alexanderplatz. A few hours later, thanks to blowtorches and chainsaws and East German soldiers and the U.S. Embassy, my foot was released, and I along with it. -- Kevin Bleyer
Climb the ladder to success escalator style -- The Notorious B.I.G.
There is no escalator to [hockey] success only steps. -- Glen Sather
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. -- Mitch Hedberg
She became confused when she stepped onto an escalator that wasn't working. -- Don DeLillo
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. -- Henny Youngman
Metro, built in the late 20th century, is the most escalator-dependent system in the world. -- Robert James Thomson
That's the original problem from which the escalator mess stems. There's just too many of them. -- Robert James Thomson
In life, redemption was walking up the down escalator: stop to congratulate yourself, and back you slid. -- Amy Waldman
Most Americans are on a downward escalator. Median wage in the United States, adjusted for inflation, keeps on dropping. -- Robert Reich
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!" -- Henny Youngman
Life is like an escalator. You see, it carries you on regardless. And you might as well enjoy the view and seize every opportunity while you're passing. Otherwise, it'll be too late. -- Sophie Kinsella
When Donald Trump won the election because when I came into the show, I said, I think this guy can win. This was when he first came down that escalator. He gave his first speech. -- Trevor Noah

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