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I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie. -- Robert Osborne
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James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. -- Will Ferrell
I don't like most Christmas movies. They're pretty bad, though they seem to make tons of money anyway. Like this movie 'Elf,' I got the script for that, and I turned it down right away. Against my wife's better judgment. -- Terry Zwigoff
Elf' has become this big holiday movie, and I remember running around the streets of New York in tights saying, 'This could be the last movie I ever make,' and I could never have predicted that it'd become such a popular film. -- Will Ferrell
Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.' -- Orlando Bloom
Call me Elf......one more time! -- Peter Dinklage
I think doing a female Elf in the Woodland realm was a bit safer, because we haven't met one of those yet. -- Evangeline Lilly
Drab Habitation of Whom? Tabernacle or Tomb - or Dome of Worm - or Porch of Gnome - or some Elf's Catacomb? -- Emily Dickinson
I wished for eternal and intriguing muteness. I would be the Mysterious Dumb Girl, the Enigmatic Elf. The human voice no longer interested me. -- Lorrie Moore
Interesting." Raistlin coughed the word. Tanis glanced at him sharply. "What is interesting?" "I've never heard you lie before, Half-Elf," Raistlin said softly. " I find it...quite...fascinating. -- Margaret Weis
The strongest must seek a way, say you? But I say: let a ploughman plough, but choose an otter for swimming, and for running light over grass and leaf, or over snow- an Elf! -- J. R. R. Tolkien
What makes American Elf so good is that it's incredibly personal and it runs the full spectrum from super-sickening sweetness to gut-wrenching terror and sorrow. It's a funny and powerful window into a real person's mind. -- Tony Millionaire
Elf made his way fuzzily back to the drawer, trying to think nasty thoughts about his tormentor (Mungo the dog) but he couldn't, as he was too little and his mind was formless and without messages.( Elf the tiny kitten Mungo tormented ) -- Martha Grimes
'Elf' has become this big holiday movie, and I remember running around the streets of New York in tights saying, 'This could be the last movie I ever make,' and I could never have predicted that it'd become such a popular film. -- Will Ferrell
I wouldn't say I was a queen. Maybe a little elf. -- Parker Posey
When I was a little girl, I dreamed of being an elf. -- Evangeline Lilly
Joy is a subtle elf; I think one's happiest when he forgets himself. -- Cyril Tourneur
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening
I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a knight, a prince, an elf and a pirate. I am so glad to have done all of that already. -- Orlando Bloom
He's not a child but he's childlike, he's not a grown up, he's not a kid, maybe he sounds like an elf on helium, we'll play with it. -- Tom Kenny
My whole career has been fulfilling my childhood fantasies, playing characters that are larger than life, getting to play a knight, an elf, a prince, and a soldier. -- Orlando Bloom
I stay away from the elf roles; I stay away from playing a leprechaun. All the roles I try to do are something that an average actor would do. -- Verne Troyer
I'm not hard on myself - I brush those things off - but there are days when I'm pleased with myself, and days when I think I have elf ears. -- Chaley Rose
Legolas is that kind of action elf who pouts a bit, stares off to the distance, and has a couple hero moments, killing with a lethal bow and arrow along the way. -- Orlando Bloom
I'm still waiting for Peter Jackson to let me play an elf. I want to play Orlando Bloom's father. No, Orlando Bloom's younger, hotter brother. I don't think it's going to happen. -- Cliff Curtis
My father managed shopping malls when I was a kid, and my high school job was to dress up in an elf costume and take photos of kids sitting on Santa Claus's lap. -- Karen Duffy
If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig. -- Todd McFarlane
Until this movie I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a knight, a prince, an elf and a pirate. I am so glad to have done all of that already, and am ready for this phase of my career. -- Orlando Bloom
This little hobbit saves the world. The wizard kills the dragon and saves the town. So many people connect to that character; it doesn't matter if it's an elf or a hobbit or a dwarf. It doesn't matter. They're human in their heart and soul. -- R. A. Salvatore
Genetic Denim gods, if you're listening, please don't rip, and if you have to, maybe you could have an elf from your warehouse send me another pair... I'm a size 28 and its called 'The Twig' in a dark grayish wash... I will wear them until I die, unless those rips beat me to it. -- Dawn Olivieri
I keep up with James Kochalka's online strip, and if I see a link somewhere or someone tells me about something, I'll look at it, but I don't usually keep up with any sites other than the 'American Elf.' I always have this feeling that there's not enough space in the screen, like everything's always getting cut off. -- Jeffrey Brown
I got into Dio when I was still quite young. I remember seeing the video for 'Rainbow In The Dark' on MTV. That was my first taste of Dio. It wasn't until years later that I realized he had this whole career with Rainbow and Black Sabbath and even going back to Elf. When I saw that video, it instantly became one of my favorite songs. -- Corey Taylor
What's funny is my mom took me to the theater for the first time when I was six years old, and I was just amazed by it. I just said, 'Hey Mom, can I do this too?' And so she signed me up for little theater classes, and I remember my first audition for a play when I was seven years old was for 'The Thankful Elf.' -- Dana Davis
Thou weedy elf-skinned canker-blossom! -- William Shakespeare
The Democratic Party headquarters house elf, -- Dennis Kucinich
Here lies Dobby, a free elf. -- J. K. Rowling
Oh you is a bad elf, Dobby! -- J. K. Rowling
Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf. -- Charlaine Harris
Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious! -- Meg Cabot
Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf! -- J. K. Rowling
She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf. -- Maureen Johnson
I wouldn't say I was a queen. Maybe a little elf -- Parker Posey
If ELF don't exist, I would just be an empty shell -- Leeteuk
A lich guards his phylactery like an elf guards his salad. -- Jeffery Russell
...The plural of elf is elves! What a language! What a world! -- Nicole Krauss
An Icelandic mayor goes on an anti-elf rant which gets him in trouble. -- Peter Sagal
he's probably never met a six-foot tall hot elf-women in a fur bikini either. -- Cassandra Clare
Kate felt very offended. 'I am not an elf,' she insisted. 'I'm an Englishwoman! -- Clare B. Dunkle
You think Ivy's a planner? She has nothing on a motivated elf with too much money. -- Kim Harrison
Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends! -- J. K. Rowling
Not Magnus himself, who was more of a cross between a panther and a demented elf. -- Cassandra Clare
I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf. -- Bob Newhart
Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?" (Orik) (Eldest) (Page 207) -- Christopher Paolini
So rainbow-sided, touch'd with miseries, She seem'd, at once, some penanced lady elf, Some demon's mistress, or the demon's self. -- John Keats
Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite, All are on their rounds tonight; In the wan moon's silver ray, Thrives their helter-skelter play. -- Joel Benton
Without ELF, I'm just an empty shell. I'll always love E.L.F., even if E.L.F. already forgot about SJ. -- Leeteuk
Drawn by conceit from reason's plan How vain is that poor creature man; How pleas'd in ev'ry paltry elf To grate about that thing himself. -- Charles Churchill
Any open net was an unforgivable crime meriting immediate punishment, and [Di Stefano] carried out the sentence by stabbing at it like a mischievous elf. -- Eduardo Galeano
Kreacher said nothing," said the elf, with a second bow to George, adding in a clear undertone, "and there's its twin, unnatural little beasts they are. -- J. K. Rowling
My whole career has been fulfilling my childhood fantasies, playing characters that are larger than life, getting to play a knight, an elf, a prince and a soldier. -- Orlando Bloom
...there's no such thing as an underwear elf. Even when it goes missing, it's somewhere in the room. So make sure you find it." -- DARK OF NIGHT by Suzanne Brockmann -- Suzanne Brockmann
'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck! -- William Shakespeare
He was as noble and fair in face as an elf-lord, as strong as a warrior, as wise as a wizard, as venerable as a king of dwarves, and as kind as summer. -- J. R. R. Tolkien

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