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Down with Dukes of Hazzard! -- Alec Baldwin
What kind of crops do they raise in the towns? Only Grand Dukes, Bolsheviks and drunkards! -- Ernest Poole
I also was a huge 'Dukes of Hazzard' fan. I used to have T-shirts that said 'Dierks of Hazzard' custom-made. -- Dierks Bentley
I weighed 245 pounds when I was 16 years old. I had a 44-inch waist. And that was two years before 'Dukes of Hazzard' started. -- John Schneider
When I am in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into a drawing room full of dukes. -- W. H. Auden
I would watch 'The Dukes of Hazzard' on loop. At one point I had 30 televisions in my bedroom and I would watch it over and over. -- Seann William Scott
As a five-year-old kid, I used to sit in front of the TV - I never missed 'Dukes of Hazzard,' not once. It was me and my dad's show. -- Christian Kane
But it's a strange thing when people judge you because you're not doing some big Hollywood film. Are you suggesting I should be in 'The Dukes of Hazzard?' I mean, hello? -- Joseph Fiennes
Shows have a tendency to end when they're over. 'The Dukes of Hazzard' has not ended for the fans, and it has not ended for the cast or the crew, and I'm very proud to be a part of that. -- John Schneider
I wanted the feel in these books to be like an epic fantasy, with kings, queens, dukes and court politics, but of course like what I was explaining before, about making the science make sense, you have to make the politics make sense, too. -- Kevin J. Anderson
Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard. -- Colin Hanks
Jessica's Daisy Dukes are even shorter than Catherine Bach's, which I honestly didn't think was possible. -- Jay Chandrasekhar
I'm a big fan of reality shows. I thought the first one, Dukes of Hazzard, captured white people perfectly. -- George Lopez
I would watch 'The Dukes of Hazzard' on loop. At one point I had 30 televisions in my bedroom and I would watch it over and over. -- Seann William Scott
I started singing with the Amboy Dukes in '87. I sang 'Oh Baby Please Don't Go,' the old Van Morrison song by Joey Smith. I started singing more from then on. -- Ted Nugent
Well, at the very beginning of the Amboy Dukes, I was doing background but I never sang my own songs. I would sing them for the guys to show them how I wanted the songs to go, but I always had lead vocalists. -- Ted Nugent
I devoured TV - everything from Super Friends in the morning to Dukes of Hazzard and The Love Boat and Fantasy Island at night. I watched it all. There were only four channels, so you could actually consume all of television if you were good at changing the channel. -- Justin Theroux
The parson knows enough who knows a Duke. -- William Cowper
Duke Ellington was famous for hs very original harmonic patterns. -- Lawrence Welk
When I got through, Duke Ellington stood up and started the applause. -- Ruth Brown
A few years later, my Uncle David took me to the Earle Theatre to hear Duke Ellington. -- David Amram
I heard Sidney Bechet play a Duke Ellington piece and fell in love with the soprano saxophone. -- Steve Lacy
My favorite NBA team are the houston rockets and favorite college team are the duke blue devils. -- Dante Hall
If I were to put on Barbra Streisand and Duke Ellington, one might say the combination isn't good. -- Norman Granz
People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans. -- Prince Philip
A fully equipped duke costs as much to keep up as two Dreadnoughts, and dukes are just as great a terror - and they last longer. -- David Lloyd George
When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into a room full of dukes. -- W. H. Auden
Children and teenagers don't easily relate to stories about kings and dukes, and to tell only stories about kings and dukes is to ignore the regular people. -- Tim Crouch
Germany is probably the richest country in Western Europe. Yet they wouldn't take any television with Duke and Ella, their reaction being that people weren't interested in it. -- Norman Granz
To this day, The Duke and I remains particularly close to my heart; I felt it was the novel in which my writing took a huge leap forward. -- Julia Quinn
There are only two things: love, all sorts of love, with pretty girls, and the music of New Orleans or Duke Ellington. Everything else ought to go, because everything else is ugly. -- Boris Vian
I like a good old-fashioned fistfight if people are pissed off at each other. I just feel like if you're really mad and want to have a fight, then put your dukes up. -- Julia Roberts
Frazier was not a big man at all. Frazier was about 5'9, but he would make anyone run. Put up your dukes and cover up because he's coming. He never backed up from anyone. -- George Foreman
I do very few standards. Hardly any. Other people's tunes that I do are usually obscure tunes, for the most part, although I do a couple of Duke Ellington tunes that are well known. -- Mose Allison
I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning -- Patty Duke
It's a spirit that was given me and the relationships and meeting all these great people, Duke Ellington, Louis Armstrong; through Max I met a lot of people too. My first album was with Benny Carter. -- Abbey Lincoln
When you're kept by a patron you don't have to duke it out in the media marketplace for dollars and for readers. In some ways that's a blessing because it takes a lot of pressure off you. -- David Talbot
You hear about the Duke Ellingtons, the Jimmie Luncefords, and the Fletcher Hendersons, but people sometimes forget that jazz was not only built in the minds of the great ones, but on the backs of the ordinary ones. -- Cab Calloway
Who knows who will be on board? A couple of spies, for sure. At least one grand duke; a few beautiful woman, no doubt very rich and very troubled. Anything can happen and usually does on the Orient Express. -- Morley Safer
In Rio Bravo when Duke makes love to Feathers, the scene dissolves to the next morning where we see him putting on his vest and almost humming. It was subtle, but you knew what happened. Give me a towel and some blankets any day! -- Angie Dickinson
I'm fortunate now that I coach at Duke University and we've won a lot. I have some kids who haven't failed that much. But when they get to college, they're going to fail some time. That's a thing that I can help them the most with. -- Mike Krzyzewski
Imagine if all those kings and dukes hadn't commissioned those crazy cathedrals, paintings and music... we'd still be living in sticks and mud. Because none of those things made any economic sense. Human beings' capacity to 'waste time' is a miracle - but that's exactly what art is for. -- Ha-Joon Chang
It is true that the king has made a truce with the duke of Burgundy for fifteen days and that the duke is to turn over the city of Paris at the end of fifteen days. Yet you should not marvel if I do not enter that city so quickly. -- Joan of Arc
King of England, and you, duke of Bedford, who call yourself regent of the kingdom of France... settle your debt to the king of Heaven; return to the Maiden, who is envoy of the king of Heaven, the keys to all the good towns you took and violated in France. -- Joan of Arc
I'm actually from Mt. Kisco, New York, which is in Westchester County, and when I auditioned for 'Dukes,' I told them I was from Snailville, Georgia, which doesn't exist, and I'd just graduated first in my class from the Georgia School of High Performance Driving, which also doesn't exist. But they bought it. -- John Schneider
They don't hang dukes, darling. He'd be let off by reason of insanity. Everyone knows the upper classes are batty. -- Rhys Bowen
When the emperor is crowned or the three dukes are appointed, rather than sending a gift of jade carried by four horses, remain still and offer the Way. -- Laozi
Wall-to-wall masterpieces, after all, ought to be preferred to wall-to-wall decorative arts, even if the decorative arts are of the highest quality peppered and salted with dukes and tiaras. -- Joseph Alsop
It's been a lifetime of trying to have less beef. Beef comes very naturally to me. I was born with my dukes up, but that's not always necessary anymore. I have to retrain myself. -- Kelly Reichardt

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