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Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh. -- Charlie Sheen
What colors are the eyes of Anubis?" "Brown...Duh. -- Rick Riordan
What do I geek out over? I mean, totally, I geek out over Hanson. Duh. -- Nikki Reed
Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced? -- Charlie Sheen
When you're younger - duh - you don't really have the tools to deal with certain things in your life. -- Scott Ian
I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh. -- Clyde Edgerton
How does Galdoila know about the reward?" i asked. "He reads the signs," Grover said. "Duh." "Of course," I said. "Silly me. -- Rick Riordan
White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine. -- Andy Borowitz
According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. -- Jay Leno
When I look at 'Napoleon Dynamite's style I'm reminded of how I spoke when I was an eight-year-old boy. It was just like capturing the essence of, 'Duh!' It was just like the stuff that I would say when I was like eight, nine, ten years old. -- Jason Reitman
I hate the attitude of, 'oh we already have a Lydia Lunch, so we do we need a Bikini Kill.' Well, there's like 2 hundered million all-male bands writting 'baby baby I love you, let me drag you around on my ankle.' Is that enough already? Duh! -- Kathleen Hanna
Music moves me - duh - and that is like having a window opening on a heightened reality, but the effect is fleeting: When the music ends, the magic, the uplifting, vanishes and the window slams shut. Words, on the other hand, by the nature of how they work, emotions evoked by dint of carefully laid out thoughts, have a more lingering effect. -- Yann Martel
The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler -- Jay Leno
Yeah, I know, but word came from Artemis herself that she wanted him here. Looks like we're having a psycho reunion this week"Oh wait, it's Mardi Gras. Duh. (Talon) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
I'm having the weirdest sense of deja vu right now," said the green caterpiller. Duh!" said the blue caterpiller. "Do you think, just maybe, that's because you predicted this?" Oh, yeah." --The Looking Glass Wars -- Frank Beddor
What are you? (Nick) Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not like you're going to forget the killer zombie stalkers and psyched-out kitchen staff. What kind of freak show is this? (Nick) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
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When I look at 'Napoleon Dynamite"s style I'm reminded of how I spoke when I was an eight-year-old boy. It was just like capturing the essence of, 'Duh!' It was just like the stuff that I would say when I was like eight, nine, ten years old. -- Jason Reitman
Well, duh. He was six feet, six inches tall and built like a brick shithouse. -- J.R. Ward
People say I manipulate the media. Well, duh. We live in a media culture, so why on earth wouldn't I? -- Paul Watson
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that. -- Si Robertson
It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage -- duh! -- Victoria Jackson
It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong. -- Molly Ivins
We're [Ocean Conservancy group] trying to convince people it's a bad idea to catch fish faster than they can reproduce. That should be a duh, but it's still going on. -- Mark Powell
Well, duh. You're cuter than she is." He said it like he might say, Grass is green or, Gravity works. Something warm opened up inside my chest. It was a nice feeling. -- Lilith Saintcrow
She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a second before she remembered. Great. She must have hit her head. Which, duh, explained the headache. -- Larissa Ione
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free. -- Will Durst
I was having tea with a guy I was introduced to, about the possibility of working with him at his production company. He asked me if I'd written anything, and I said yes. Then he said 'why don't you just shoot it'? And I thought, "duh!" Best advice I ever got. -- Chika Anadu
What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for 'Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa'. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn't get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won't let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo! -- Johnny Knoxville
I stand humbled on bended knee but, of course, the response to that would be 'Duh!' And to be given that incredible honor means that I represent the piss and vinegar, the energy, the defiance, the musicality of the Funk Brothers and Motown and Mitch Ryder and Bob Seger, Brownsville Station and Grand Funk Railroad and Eminem and Jack White and Kid Rock - are you kidding me? -- Ted Nugent
Loser loser Double loser whatever as if get the picture DUH! -- Lisi Harrison
My town was all-white and shut down Section 8 housing because they didn't want black people to move into the town. And I thought that was wrong - duh. -- Cecily McMillan

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