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Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers. -- Dave Barry
Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend. -- Karen Marie Moning
Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet. -- Charlie Campbell
When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct? -- Larry Wall
Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords. -- Jase Robertson
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT -- Darynda Jones
What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape. -- Cornelia Funke
Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart. -- Jeffrey Donovan
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together. -- Oprah Winfrey
After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up on rolls of duct tape and N-95 masks, as the government recommended. -- Dana Milbank
Such a bad mistake it would be, to embark on marriage and adult life without a nice supply of duct tape. -- Nancy Werlin
Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to just about everything. -- Jamie Hyneman
Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn't happen. -- Jane Fonda
Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff called ...duct tape. -- Cornelia Funke
I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct tape would've worked either.] -- Rick Riordan
I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South? -- Johnny Knoxville
I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass. -- Dennis Miller
Mort drove one of those little hybrid cars that, when not running on gasoline, was fueled by idealism. It was made out of crepe paper and duct tape and boasted a computer system that looked like it could have run the NYSE and NORAD, with enough attention left over to play tic-tac-toe. Or possibly Global Thermonuclear War. -- Jim Butcher
I love my dad. He used to walk around the whole neighborhood and collect old furniture and fix it, like MacGyver with duct tape. One time, he brought a television home. I said, 'Damn, that TV has 500 channels.' When I got older, it didn't have 500 channels - it was a knob from the oven. My favorite channel was 300 degrees. -- Felipe Esparza
People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting. I mean, when your car did have glass for a window, someone broke into it. How is tape any more of a deterrent? What are the thieves going to say? Ooh, that like looks like duct tape, we can't beat that. Let's look for one with scotch or masking. -- Aaron Karo
Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses. -- Taylor Stevens
All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape? -- Garrison Keillor
You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. -- J. Richard Singleton
Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped. -- Andy Weir
Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back. -- Orson Scott Card
Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people. -- Rob Huebel
A smile and a laugh are the duct tape of life; they can fix anything. -- Mike Wallace
Little girl, you could wrap my cock in duct tape, and I'll still make you see God. -- Lilly Black
Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces. -- Lee Child
I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those plans with my bare hands. -- Jarod Kintz
Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape? -- Craig Kilborn
They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to Rush Limbaugh blame it on Clinton. -- Bill Maher
Theyâ??ve taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house. -- Argus Hamilton
Part of any serious QA is removing Perl code the same way you go over a dilapidated building you inherit to remove chewing gum and duct tape and fix whatever was kept together for real. -- Erik Naggum

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