J. Richard Singleton quotes:
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I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.
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No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.
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You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened.
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The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.
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You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.
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I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce.
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That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!
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Life.... It's better than the alternative.
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