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I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. -- Johnny Damon
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer. -- Billy Carter
My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer. -- Gary Allan
They who drink beer will think beer. -- Washington Irving
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. -- Jack Nicholson
Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition. -- Sergei Lukyanenko
What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer... -- Joe Teti
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. -- Hal Foster
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer. -- Clementine Paddleford
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles. -- Gerard Way
But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986). -- Corey Haim
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. -- Jack Handey
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. -- Billy Carter
Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion. -- Alice Cooper
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. -- Babe Ruth
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach. -- Rebecca Miller
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing... -- Hiroko Sakai
I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell. -- Bryan Hayes
In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. -- Tina Fey
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer every weekend. -- Alex Blackwell
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water. -- Brad Delson
There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV. -- Rick Moranis
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore. -- Eric Burdon
I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also. -- Mike Ditka
You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For abortion. This is a nihilist policy which hurts people. -- Janusz Palikot
I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only one beer to loosen up, I'd probably still be drinking today. -- Joe Perry
The technology companies don't understand creative things at all. Silicon Valley's view of the creative process in Hollywood is a bunch of guys in their young thirties sitting on a couch, drinking beer, and thinking up jokes. -- Steve Jobs
When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle joint just outside of Sonoma, California, drinking the heart right out of a fine spring afternoon. -- James Crumley
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years. -- Samuel L. Jackson
First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was an older fatter person sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother. -- William S. Burroughs
Drinking beer with friends is perhaps the most underestimated of all Reformation insights and essential to ongoing reform; and wasting time with a choice friend or two on a regular basis might be the best investment of time you ever make. -- Carl R Trueman
For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim. -- Xenophon
The company Sunfare delivers food to my house, and I eat six meals day. My two cheats are hot chocolate that I'm obsessed with and drink multiple times a day, and root beer I drink once in a million years. I drink about 2 gallons of water a day. -- Charlie Ebersol
A Christian might drink only ginger ale at the tavern bar, but there he is already on the way to drinking beer and whiskey. The girl who attends a ball but never dances a step, will soon surrender her body to the lustful embrace of every casual male acquaintance as other dancers do. -- John R. Rice
And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who's been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy. -- Rick Derringer
Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking. -- Eden Phillpotts
That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question. -- Joseph Epstein
He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest. -- Scott Adams
I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer. -- Ernest Hemingway
Is beer good for runners? Sure...if it's the other guy drinking it. -- Jim Fixx
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. -- Dave Barry
We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick. -- Michael Jackson
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. -- Jeff Foxworthy
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer -- Plato
The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days -- Angelo Dundee
I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are not preoccupied with science. -- Yann Martel
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