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An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut. -- George Jean Nathan
You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them. -- Dean Norris
It's one thing, holding open the door for someone at a grocery store, or the library, or just about anyplace else. But the doughnut shop is a different thing altogether. This is a get-in-and-out-as-fast-as-you-can operation. There's no room for courtesy or chivalry here. -- Linwood Barclay
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. -- Roseanne Barr
If we do nothing, as the Republicans suggest, we're going to see health care costs reach a point where small businesses can't afford it and families can't afford it. We're going to see people turned down from pre-existing conditions. We're going to find the Medicare doughnut hole - a gap in coverage that's going to hurt a lot of seniors. -- Dick Durbin
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? -- Jim Butcher
New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. -- David Lynch
I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut. -- Rick Riordan
"Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts." -- Richelle Mead
I take the no-doughnut pledge, and then I break it. -- Lauren Graham
Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV. -- John Cheever
If you really taste a doughnut, it's pretty disgusting. They taste of grease. -- Ruth Reichl
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! -- Oscar Wilde
My dad thought I'd end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews. -- Henry Czerny
I still take my own lunches to work. That way I can control what I'm eating, as opposed to another doughnut. -- Marianne Jean-Baptiste
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut. -- Roseanne Barr
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. -- Hillary Scott
There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts. -- Kathy Griffin
It's simple. Eat well, exercise and get lots of sleep but make sure you indulge occasionally. At my age , I think , what the hell , and eat a Krispy Kreme doughnut ! -- Michelle Pfeiffer
I learned to bet the Red Sox, the Celtics, Suffolk Downs. I thought it was a glorious life - pull up to the doughnut shop, spread out, and plan your day. -- Alex Rocco
When your signature dish is hamburger in between a doughnut, and you've been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you've got Type 2 Diabetes... It's in bad taste if nothing else, -- Anthony Bourdain
Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit. -- Haruki Murakami
It takes courage, of course, to step out of the fray, as it takes courage to do anything that's necessary, whether tending to a loved one on her deathbed or turning away from that sugarcoated doughnut. -- Pico Iyer
Now, have I ever been tempted to break into a Krispy Kreme doughnut store in the middle of the night? Oh, yeah. God help us if I had a minibar stocked with cheesecake and chicken-fried steak. -- Mike Huckabee
And I don't like people who eat powdered doughnuts. I don't car how careful you are, they're just plain messy. I can't believe they taste good enough to justify getting that sugar all over everything, especially me. -- Erin McKean
I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers. -- J. B. Smoove
Truthfully, everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut. They know how to walk. Everyone has this in their brain. When I started, we didn't have all this knowledge. -- Richard Simmons
There is no fountain of youth, What you put into your body is what you get out of it. You would not feed your dog a coffee and doughnut for breakfast followed by a cigarette. You will kill the damn dog. -- Jack LaLanne
I have the biggest sweet tooth, and just recently a doughnut shop in Portland called Pip's Original introduced a doughnut inspired by me called the 'Dirty Wu.' It is a cinnamon-sugar doughnut with sea salt, drizzled with honey and Nutella. -- Reggie Lee
I try to work out my mind more these days. I try to eat right. I don't drink, I don't smoke, and I take the skin off chicken. But I'm not on no special diet. I like my steak and potatoes, ice cream, doughnuts. -- Mr. T
A Paradox, the doughnut hole. Empty space, once, but now they've learned to market even that. A minus quantity; nothing, rendered edible. I wondered if they might be used-metaphorically, of course-to demonstrate the existence of God. Does naming a sphere of nothingness transmute it into being? -- Margaret Atwood
President Obama is closing the prescription drug doughnut hole. He strengthened Medicare! He extended the life of the program by eight years. And what Governor Romney and Congressman Ryan won't admit is that their plan would require current seniors to pay, on average, $600 more each year for prescription drugs. -- Debbie Wasserman Schultz
The other day, a doughnut shop in Portland called Pip's Originals tweeted me telling me that they named a doughnut after me called the 'Dirty Wu.' It is a cinnamon sugar doughnut drizzled with honey and Nutella. It was so good. I just won the Oscar in the sci-fi world. -- Reggie Lee
I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people's tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting. -- Mark Twain
You're a cop. I need a doughnut. -- Jim Butcher
An optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist sees the whole. -- Navjot Singh Sidhu
As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two. -- Cassandra Clare
Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go! -- David Lee Roth
Don't look at the hole in the doughnut. Look at the whole doughnut. -- Branch Rickey
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better. -- Roseanne Barr
This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. -- Daniel Handler
Worrying about the future is like trying to eat the hole in a doughnut. It's munching on what isn't. -- Barry Neil Kaufman
Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. -- Janet Evanovich
As I ramble through life, whatever be my goal, I will unfortunately always keep my eye upon the doughnut and not upon the whole. -- Wendy Wasserstein
If you keep your eye on the doughnut and do your work, that's all you can control. You can't control any of what's out there, outside yourself. -- David Lynch
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him. -- Janet Evanovich
My advice: write down everything you eat. It's amazing what that "self honesty" can do for you. (Do you really want to have to confess that doughnut? I thought not.) -- Alton Brown
I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much dope, I was sitting on the couch, and just turning into a doughnut, and I really got irritated with myself. -- Brad Pitt
There's always tomorrow." "Exactly," she said, finishing off her first doughnut, selecting a second. Maybe she wouldn't starve to death, she decided. Maybe she'd eat herself into obesity and explode. Death by doughnut. -- Janet Evanovich

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