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When do you stop to de-douche? -- Anthony Bourdain
Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie, -- David Berman
And he paddled away in his douche canoe. -- Joe Hill
you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse. -- Gena Showalter
Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche. -- Joseph A. Schumpeter
Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand... -- Becca Fitzpatrick
I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married. -- Aisha Tyler
Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche. -- Anthony Langston
Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks. -- Alison Rosen
I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies. -- Scott Disick
Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars. -- Corey Taylor
Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice. -- Kevin Hearne
I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE. -- Kanye West
It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like a jerk or a douche, every now and then? -- Rob Riggle
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Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I'm thinking, 'Who ARE you?' -- Zach Braff
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags. -- Ed Helms
Method rules his training, which blends the physical with the mental. How many chess masters put in, prior to an important match, an allotted time daily to bicycling and shadow-boxing, followed by a cold douche and a brisk rub down? -- Hans Kmoch

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