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Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag. -- Joshua Malina
I was married to the number one douchebag of all time. -- Brandi Glanville
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag. -- George Carlin
It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag. -- Pete Wentz
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If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag. -- Dana Gould
Reality TV is the perfect antidote to people who don't have enough self-centered douchebags in their life. -- Dana Gould
We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection. -- Anna Kendrick
The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag. -- Moby
I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine. -- Jemaine Clement
The only guys that make it through are the guys that make it through are the guys that have a complete control of their ego where they tap out in the beginning, all the time, you're always losing in the beginning... Your ego can get bruised if you don't have control of it. So what ends up happens is Jiu Jitsu is the ultimate douchebag filter. -- Eddie Bravo
We have about three hours of homework a night, and our evening study period is only two hours, so if you want to spend the break at half-past-nine not freaking out, you have to cram. I'm not sure that the picture of the wide-eyed zombie girl biting out the brains of senior douchebag James Page is part of Sam's homework, bit if it is, his physics teacher is awesome. -- Holly Black

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