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The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows. -- Steven Wright
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. -- Dave Barry
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. -- Victor Borge
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. -- David Letterman
I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind... At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme, I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy, and wise in spite of themselves. -- Robertson Davies

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