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I've had great success being a total idiot. -- Jerry Lewis
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. -- Les Dawson
I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. -- Chris Lilley
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime. -- Sam Ewing
I'd love to date somebody cool, fun, funny. -- Rihanna
There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing. -- Eric Wareheim
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity. -- Kumail Nanjiani
It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching 'SVU.' It's funny. And it's always the reruns. -- Kelli Giddish
Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it's like everything is so real. -- Laura Prepon
I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny. -- Matthew Vaughn
It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool! -- Bonnie McKee
Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. -- Tracy Morgan
What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy... -- Bill Hicks
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. -- Amanda Seyfried
I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath. -- Ja Rule
Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters. -- Dakota Fanning
Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was so nice and so funny. -- Atticus Shaffer
Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget. -- David Baldacci
Greg Berlanti, David Nutter, Andrew Kreisberg and Marc Guggenheim are the people I wanted to work with. They're smart, they're funny, they're cool, they're edgy. -- Katie Cassidy
What's going to be funny is when they think Mom and Dad are a little bit cool, because right now, we're not cool Mom and Dad. -- Angelina Jolie
It was enormously challenging because you want that all-American girl, but you also want the cool WASP, privileged white girl. Usually, women in that package aren't funny. -- Jenji Kohan
I'm one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time. -- Bill Burr
I love 'Goodfellas' because it's a great movie - it's funny and there is action at perfect points. I just think Martin Scorsese makes everyone look really cool. -- Booboo Stewart

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