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Celery, raw, Develops the jaw -- Ogden Nash
Never miss a party...good for the nerves--like celery. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
I don't eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses. -- Carol Alt
I'm afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery. -- Aldous Huxley
Many kids can tell you about drugs but do not know what celery or courgettes taste like. -- Jamie Oliver
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. -- Dave Barry
My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks. -- Aisha Tyler
Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour. -- Mike Myers
I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something handy to curb your snack attack. -- Summer Sanders
Pizza certainly has its place in school meals, but equating it with broccoli, carrots and celery seriously undermines this nation's efforts to support children's health and their ability to learn because of better school nutrition. -- Jared Polis
If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil and celery and carrots, and everybody is still connected to the land. -- Frances Mayes
I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprouts, cabbage - I could go on! They used to call me 'rabbit' when I was a kid. I hate mushrooms, though. I apologize to fungi lovers, but this way, there's more for you! -- Lisa Edelstein
The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me. -- George Bernard Shaw
Celery leaves are an underused ingredient, most likely because supermarkets sell mostly leafless stalks. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
The day my child tries a celery is the most stressful day of my life. -- Ariana Grande
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket. -- Kin Hubbard
I love celery and people don't use it a lot. Celery and flavors in that family - it really brightens and is refreshing. -- Todd English
Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn't inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings. -- Richelle Mead
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen. -- Mitch Hedberg
The tradition of Italian cooking is that of the matriarch. This is the cooking of grandma. She didn't waste time thinking too much about the celery. She got the best celery she could and then she dealt with it. -- Mario Batali
The near end of the street was rather dark and had mostly vegetable shops. Abundance of vegetables - piles of white and green fennel, like celery, and great sheaves of young, purplish, sea-dust-coloured artichokes . . . long strings of dried figs, mountains of big oranges, scarlet large peppers, a large slice of pumpkin, a great mass of colours and vegetable freshness. . . . -- D. H. Lawrence
What are plants doing? What are plants all about? They serve human beings by being decorative, but what is it from its own point of view? It's using up air; it's using up energy. It's really not doing anything except being ornamental. And yet here's this whole vegetable world, cactus plants, trees, roses, tulips, and edible vegetables, like cabbages, celery, lettuce - they're all doing this dance. -- Alan Watts
Even if you don't have any dishes, you need a celery dish. -- Roz Chast
Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food with linseed. -- Trinny Woodall
I go for crunchy things - I like green beans, broccoli, asparagus, celery and carrots. I'm not a fruit eater, though. -- Rico Rodriguez
How can something that's 95% water be so divisive? Alone among vegetables, the poor, innocent stick of celery elicits the most vicious attacks. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
For my money, celery hasn't got a mean bit of fibre in its body, and we all need to start being much nicer to it. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
I have always stuck up for Western medicine. You can chew all the celery you want, but without antibiotics, three quarters of us would not be here. -- Hugh Laurie
Personally, I like to juice up several different kinds of fruit and vegetables - which may include various combinations of bananas, red bell peppers, apples, carrots, celery, broccoli, spinach, parsley, tomatoes, cucumbers, etc. -- David H. Murdock
My mornings go by so fast I forget breakfast. Lunch - that's turned out to be my biggest meal. I like tuna fish with low-fat mayonnaise and celery, egg whites and garlic. It's delish. -- Jackee Harry
Be sure to buy organic versions of the 'dirty dozen:' the fruits and vegetables that, when grown conventionally, are loaded with pesticides and chemicals: Grapes, apples, lettuce, bell peppers, carrots, nectarines, peaches, strawberries, pears, kale, and celery. -- Suzanne Somers
I wasn't strong enough to have an eating disorder. I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that's not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.' -- Meghan Trainor
I want to do a book called 'Shopping and Cooking for One with Tony Danza,' where I will show you how to shop. And, by the way, it should be a movement, because there are many single people in this world. You go to the supermarket, and you need celery, you gotta buy a whole head of celery. It's very difficult for single people. -- Tony Danza
I felt ridiculously self-conscious, like the stick of celery at a luxurious buffet. -- Fran Macilvey
He nodded nervously. "?He looks like a magician. I hate magicians. They usually have rabbits.' I stared at him. "?You're scared of bunnies?' "?Blah-hah-hah! They're big bullies. Always stealing celery from defenceless satyrs. -- Rick Riordan

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