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What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. -- Haven Kimmel
Don't let the brownies bite. -- Brandon Mull
There go the goddamn brownies! -- Joe Dante
I'm the king of brownie sundaes! -- Matt Dallas
Childhood smells of perfume and brownies. -- David Leavitt
Anyone who tries to make brownies without butter should be arrested. -- Ina Garten
Everybody's eating all my - brownies, granola, anything you eat cooked, I can find you raw. -- Carol Alt
Around 7 years old, we girls took dancing lessons, joined the Brownies, the Girl Scouts, the 4H Club. -- Ruth Buzzi
I was a brownie for a day. My mom made me stop. She didn't want me to conform. -- Sandra Bullock
What's the point of having a book club if you don't get to eat brownies and drink wine? -- Jami Attenberg
A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies. -- Linda Sunshine
I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
If I'm going to have something rich and yummy, I'm not reaching for prepackaged brownies. I'm going to make a pie from scratch. -- Marisa Miller
You would be amazed by what you can give up, lose, or break, and yet still be a person who gets happy over brownies. -- Augusten Burroughs
I just think about how saying that you love someone can make your heart feel like some sort of brownie sundae, warm, gooey, sweet and good. -- Carrie Jones
You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers! -- Tina Fey
Usually she ordered a cup of coffee and a cup of tea, as well as a brownie, propping up her sadness with chocolate and caffeine so that it became an anxiety. -- Lorrie Moore
The second time around, I'll understand that, as a husband, my wife doesn't care about my opinions. I just need to tell her the things that will continue to help me stack the brownie points. -- Kevin Hart
After we put my son to bed, my husband and I curl up and watch a movie or TV. That's when I finally put up my feet and have my glass of wine and a brownie. -- Kara Goucher
I sang 'A Closer Walk with Thee' along with blues singer Brownie McGhee, ... Then there was a show where Carol Houston, an actress on 'Matlock' sang 'It Is Well With My Soul' accompanied by a choir. Boy, that was powerful. -- Andy Griffith
Our huffing and puffing to impress God, our scrambling for brownie points, our thrashing about trying to fix ourselves while hiding our pettiness and wallowing in guilt are nauseating to God and are a flat denial of the gospel of grace. -- Brennan Manning
Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius. -- George Lopez
Each suburban wife struggles with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night- she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-- 'Is this all? -- Betty Friedan
I don't believe in things like that - fairies or brownies or magic or anything. It's old-fashioned.' 'Well, we must be jolly old-fashioned then,' said Bessie. 'Because we not only believe in the Faraway Tree and love our funny friends there, but we go to see them too - and we visit the lands at the top of the Tree as well! -- Enid Blyton
My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies. -- Jim Benton
I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins. -- Parker Posey
I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Maybe I am a prophet. I really hope one day there will come Confucius, Muhammad, Buddha and Christ to see me. And we will sit at a table, taking tea and eating some brownies. -- Alejandro Jodorowsky

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