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Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families. -- Lisa Kleypas
Every bride and groom would do well to remember that in wedding, the we comes before the I. -- Evan Esar
At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom. -- Calvin Trillin
I wanted to breathe new life into the timeless trend of past, present and future. These unique designs celebrate the bride and groom's passage through their new life together. -- Vera Wang
[At the reception following her remarriage to Alan Campbell:] People who haven't talked to each other in years are on speaking terms again today - including the bride and groom. -- Dorothy Parker
The end of a wedding reception is always so depressing. And only the bride and groom are spared, jetting off into the sunset while the rest of us wake up the next morning to just another day. -- Sarah Dessen
Weddings in our society seem designed to reduce the bride and groom to precisely the condition of those who, because they 'lack sufficient use of reason,' are 'incapable of contracting marriage,' according to canon law. -- Nancy Mairs
Hunger in the midnight, hunger at the stroke of noon Hunger in the banquet, hunger in the bride and groom Hunger on the TV, hunger on the printed page And there's a God-sized hunger underneath the questions of the age -- Jackson Browne
A wedding isn't for the bride and groom, it's for the family and friends. The B. and G. are just props, silly stick figures with no more significance than the pink and white candy figures on the top of the cake. -- Susan Cheever
People have one year after the wedding to send a gift. Thank-you notes must be written immediately. If you don't receive an acknowledgment within three months, phone and ask if it was received. If the bride and groom are embarrassed, fine. They deserve to be. -- Ann Landers
Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed. -- Peter Scott
Death stands behind every bride, every groom. -- Catherynne M. Valente
I can't explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux. -- Lou Holtz
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. -- E. W. Howe
Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus. -- Timothy Keller
The bride and groom-May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love. -- Minna Antrim
Things are different in the international relations between states. In this respect, I am neither a friend, nor bride or groom [of the West]. -- Vladimir Putin
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful. -- Tim Allen
I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. -- Jenna McCarthy
The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it. -- Judith McNaught
When we anthropomorphize the egg and sperm, when we turn them into a miniature bride and groom complete with personalities, what effect does this have on abortion legislation? -- Emily Martin

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