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First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me. -- Gore Vidal
The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. -- Don Roff
When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak. -- William S. Burroughs
Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements. -- Anne Sexton
Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas. -- Howard Stern
There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer. -- Robin Williams
I who was a house full of bowel movement, I who was a defaced altar, I who wanted to crawl toward God could not move nor eat bread. -- Anne Sexton
Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement. -- Charles Bukowski
Hemorrhoids can bleed, typically after a bowel movement, producing blood-streaked stool or toilet paper, .. The blood may turn water in the toilet bowl red. However, the amount of blood is usually small, and hemorrhoids rarely lead to severe blood loss or anemia. -- Alfred the Great
I respect so much the work that so many women do but that's just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop and that people love and people tell me about their bowel movements every day. -- Jamie Lee Curtis
I'd like to have two armies: one for display with lovely guns, tanks, little soldiers, staffs, distinguished and doddering generals, and dear little regimental officers who would be deeply concerned over their general's bowel movements or their colonel's piles, an army that would be shown for a modest fee on every fairground in the country. -- Jean Larteguy
How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements? -- Joseph Heller
When I wrote the opera, I made a deal with myself that for at least an hour a day I would work on it, even if it meant just sitting on my piano bench, staring into space and thinking about it. It's about keeping it regular, like your bowel movements - let's get real: it's your bodily artistic movements! It comes from the same place. -- Rufus Wainwright

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