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Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that. -- Taylor Swift
World barista champions use the AeroPress to make coffee on the folding tray tables of airplanes. -- Tim Ferriss
I was just thrown out of the barista parlor. Came to close to the Slayer. Amazing place! -- Andrew Zimmern
The atheist barista (who's obsessed with astrology) asked me, "So what's your sign?" I responded, "The sign of the cross." I think she spit in my coffee... -- Mark Hart
I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista. -- Jarod Kintz
Been trying the soapy water and instant coffee method. Works somewhat, but boy it tastes terrible. I don't know how you guys can stand it. I'm going back to milk and espresso for my cappas. -- David Lynch
Having acquired an espresso machine as good as a solid e-61 and a very good grinder, your incremental dollars will be best spent on either buying truly badass coffee, or setting up a roasting setup yourself that with lots of effort will allow you to produce high end roasted coffee. -- Ken Fox
Consider the trivial but revealing hallmarks of urban hipsterdom: faux vintage photography, the handlebar mustache, and vinyl record players all hark back to an earlier time when people were still optimistic about the future. If everything worth doing has already been done, you may as well feign an allergy to achievement and become a barista. -- Peter Thiel
World barista champions use the AeroPress to make coffee on the folding tray tables of airplanes. -- Tim Ferriss
Pouring espresso is an art, one that requires the barista to care about the quality of the beverage. -- Howard Schultz
My only non-acting job was being a barista at Coffee Bean. While I was in college, and I had a blast! I loved making drinks because I got to be like a mad scientist. -- Troian Bellisario

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