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I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse -- Karl Pilkington
The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse. -- John Lahr
A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man. -- e. e. cummings
Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse. -- Hal Duncan
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. -- Rowan Atkinson
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West. -- Stewart Francis
I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice! -- Sharon Osbourne
Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse. -- Kate Winslet
Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse. -- Freya Stark
The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist. -- D. H. Lawrence
I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home. -- Billy Connolly
People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. -- Billy Connolly
I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse. -- Harold Pinter
Is man a savage at heart, skinned o'er with fragile Manners? Or is savagery but a faint taint in the natural man's gentility, which erupts now and again like pimples on an angel's arse? -- John Barth
Young people can be disruptive and screw up classes. But even if they are being a pain in the arse it's a cry for help - they don't feel like they are being listened to. -- Jamie Oliver
St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that now. Teenage American movies are all about sick jokes, puking a lot, arse jokes. -- James McAvoy
I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy. -- Liam Gallagher
Even the most Bush-happy, flag suckling jack-arse knows deep-down inside that something is wrong. America is over and everyone knows it. The New World Order has a dying empire odor and changing the channel ain't going to make this go away. -- Jello Biafra
If you want to get on in life get off your arse because it ain't going to come to you. And if it does come to you and you're not off your arse then you ain't going to keep it very long. -- Ray Winstone
People who got on their feet and freaked about were called idiot dancers. and nobody wants to be called an idiot dancer. But the whole idea of rock and roll is to get people off their arses - that's what it's about. -- Steve Marriott
When you look at pornography, the women become objects, whereas what I'm trying to do is make the person in the photograph as important as their body. And obviously, I like tits and arse, because I just do. I like the sex of taking photographs. -- Rankin
I am struck by the way people behave on the Tube. They look at each other beadily and inquisitively, and something goes on in their thoughts which must be equivalent to the way dogs and other animals, when they meet, sniff each other's arses and nuzzle each other's fur. -- Graham Swift
Yeah loads of bruises and welts, usually around the hip, arse, thigh region and elbows. Elbows got knocked up big time, but it was so much fun. I hadn't done a meaty action film in seven or eight years, so it was fun to explore that aspect of storytelling again. -- Colin Farrell
If, however, you have richer pursuits in mind and know that no woman should be judged by how she looks - that everything she brings to the party is more important than the size of her arse - then refuse to be sucked into the never ending whirligig of self-doubting, self-hating madness that is stop-start dieting and crazy new exercise regimes. -- Arabella Weir
All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is. -- Markus Zusak
There scotsmen must have arses like leather,for while he ate I could see naught beneath his kilts but a pair of rather large balls , the secretary told him . - philippa -- Bertrice Small

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